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posted by on July 18 at 7:30 AM
Court Is In Session: First Guantanamo war trials begin Monday.
Terror Watch 2008: Chertoff says Europe is the latest terror threat, suggests taking off and nuking France from space. It’s the only way to be sure.
Tossed: Convictions overturned for men accused of Madrid train bombing.
Movin’ On Up: Indian politician crosses caste lines.
Canned: Major HIV vaccine trial canceled due to doubts about effectiveness.
A Fool’s Wager: Al Gore totally double-dog-dares you not to use oil.
You and What Army? Bush threatened to send troops to Darfur if that whole genocide thing wasn’t cleared up.
Red Menace No More: FDA says tomatoes now a-ok!
And now, the only man that ever defeated Batman: Wesley Willis.
Wesley Willis, RIP.
chertoff suggests nuking france....ha! made me look!
Suck a Cheetah's dick.
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
Insure One, it's the insurance superstore.
Not as good as his classic, "They Threw Me Outta Church".
I've been to the Rock and Roll MacDonalds in downtown Chicago! I was really amazed to learn it actually exists.
OK, question. What exactly is an "Islamist", as mentioned in the Madrid article? Is it different than Muslim? Or is it like when Republicans refer to the "democrat" party?
Does the generally accepted use of this term mean it's OK to refer to Christians as Jesuscists?
I'm so confused by this.
Troops to Darfur?
Um, someone better give King George a swift kick in the pants and remind him WE HAVE NO MORE TROOPS!
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