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Friday, July 18, 2008

The Morning News

posted by on July 18 at 7:30 AM

Court Is In Session: First Guantanamo war trials begin Monday.

Terror Watch 2008: Chertoff says Europe is the latest terror threat, suggests taking off and nuking France from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

Tossed: Convictions overturned for men accused of Madrid train bombing.

Movin’ On Up: Indian politician crosses caste lines.

Canned: Major HIV vaccine trial canceled due to doubts about effectiveness.

A Fool’s Wager: Al Gore totally double-dog-dares you not to use oil.

You and What Army? Bush threatened to send troops to Darfur if that whole genocide thing wasn’t cleared up.

Red Menace No More: FDA says tomatoes now a-ok!

And now, the only man that ever defeated Batman: Wesley Willis.


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1

Wesley Willis, RIP.

Posted by I Got Nuthin' | July 18, 2008 7:53 AM
2

chertoff suggests nuking france....ha! made me look!

Posted by ellarosa | July 18, 2008 8:09 AM
3

Suck a Cheetah's dick.

Posted by Mickey in AR | July 18, 2008 8:10 AM
4

Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore.

Posted by Bryan in the UK | July 18, 2008 8:42 AM
5

Not as good as his classic, "They Threw Me Outta Church".

Posted by Ziggity | July 18, 2008 8:56 AM
6

I've been to the Rock and Roll MacDonalds in downtown Chicago! I was really amazed to learn it actually exists.

Posted by Lobot | July 18, 2008 9:08 AM
7

OK, question. What exactly is an "Islamist", as mentioned in the Madrid article? Is it different than Muslim? Or is it like when Republicans refer to the "democrat" party?

Does the generally accepted use of this term mean it's OK to refer to Christians as Jesuscists?

Posted by alan | July 18, 2008 9:35 AM
8

I'm so confused by this.

Posted by Jennifer | July 18, 2008 10:53 AM
9

Troops to Darfur?

Um, someone better give King George a swift kick in the pants and remind him WE HAVE NO MORE TROOPS!

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 18, 2008 11:37 AM

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