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Court Is In Session: First Guantanamo war trials begin Monday.
Terror Watch 2008: Chertoff says Europe is the latest terror threat, suggests taking off and nuking France from space. It’s the only way to be sure.
Tossed: Convictions overturned for men accused of Madrid train bombing.
Movin’ On Up: Indian politician crosses caste lines.
Canned: Major HIV vaccine trial canceled due to doubts about effectiveness.
A Fool’s Wager: Al Gore totally double-dog-dares you not to use oil.
You and What Army? Bush threatened to send troops to Darfur if that whole genocide thing wasn’t cleared up.
Red Menace No More: FDA says tomatoes now a-ok!
And now, the only man that ever defeated Batman: Wesley Willis.