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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

The Morning News

posted by on July 16 at 7:57 AM

Good News: Massachusetts may allow gay marriages for non-residents.

Bad News: Global warming may cause kidney stones.

Helter Skelter News: California parole board denies tumor-ridden Manson family member early release.

Political Asspirations: Malaysian opposition leader arrested for sodomy.

Under the Sea: British fishing ban brings the ocean back to life.

We’re Fucked: Says Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke.

Obama Calls Bullshit: Big O claims New Yorker cover was offensive to Muslim Americans.

www.Ecoli.com: USDA now posting bad meat warnings on website.

And now, the best worst moment in Bat-history:

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1

We won't support ball-less NO-Bama and will re-defeat him in November!!!!

Posted by clintonsarmy | July 16, 2008 8:30 AM
2

Like Manson would want to be released.

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 16, 2008 8:33 AM
3

(That poor bat-shark seems to be pissing itself as it emerges from the sea.)

Posted by Andy Niable | July 16, 2008 8:41 AM
4

Remember the batman show where the bad guy had a gun that turned people into little piles of brightly colored powder?

Posted by Greg | July 16, 2008 8:51 AM
5

Did that shark explode when it hit the water?!

Posted by NaFun | July 16, 2008 8:53 AM
6

Did Obama really claim that the New Yorker cover was offensive to Muslim Americans? I gave him the benefit of the doubt that he really meant what he said: emails about him being a Muslim were offensive. That's different.

Posted by umvue | July 16, 2008 9:08 AM
7

Is the MLB All-Star game over yet?

Posted by DOUG. | July 16, 2008 9:24 AM
8

Now kidney stones? Just keep well hydrated for optimal health, and disregard this particular global warming fear mongering hype.

Posted by raindrop | July 16, 2008 10:09 AM
9

Nice crotch shot, Robin.

Posted by sam | July 16, 2008 10:37 AM
10

I love how the bat ladder has a bat ladder sign.

Posted by sepiolida | July 16, 2008 10:42 AM

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