Comments on The Morning News

Weird -- that Jesse Helms story has a date of "July 5, 2008" on it (New York Times). Suddenly, I feel like I'm in an episode of "Early Edition."

that heiress crist is engaged to has the most smug look on her face. just looking at her makes me want to give a resounding slap.

let's take bets on when Jesse Helms' secret interracial love child comes out from hiding..

i'm so happy that fucker is dead.

Helms is dead oh happy day. Satan, he's your bitch now!

@2 -- Mr. Poe will do worse than that.

Ladies and gentlemen, friends of Slog -- I beg you, keep Mr. Poe in your thoughts and prayers in these coming days. His hopes, his dreams, his very raison d'etre have been dashed into myriad pieces by this horrible news. The death of a dream is never pretty, but the death of a child's dream is sadder still.

Chin up, Mr. Poe. Be strong.

Carry on.

I fully expect a series of anti-Daschund posts starting today. I mean, bandages provoked the dog, so obviously the dog is damaged goods. And, most other dog attacks don't leave people maimed. It was probably bred that way.

And, worse yet, they're much cuter than pit bulls. So, they're very decieving.

Never has a beard looked so good!

Ahhhhh, you should all go find a copy of MC Hawking's immortal rap "Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die", and play it repeatedly at volume this weekend.

Steinbrueck park is dangerous mostly because it is so isolated. Solution: pedestrianize the entire market area, including Western between the garage entrance and Lenora. Patrol the market with beat and bike cops. End of problem.

In sadder 'dying dude' news:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hhj-8BF2XnML69KPAiEQQkgECTRwD91N0V080

Years ago when I was delivering pizzas during college, I was bit by a dachshund while its owner looked on and then asked for nine cents change instead of offering a tip.

The bite didn't break my skin, but I held a grudge against the breed for years after. Fucking asshole wiener dogs.

I'm just glad he didn't get shot dead. I guess that pig heart finally gave out.

My doxie sleeps down by my feet in the bed, under the covers,and he constantly licks my feet. I used to think it was sweet; now, thanks to you and your weinerism I will be paranoid about this habit.

M,

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Thanks for posting the dog story.

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