Slog - Comments on The Morning News

Comment by Jane

Jane — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:51:18 -0800

Weird -- that Jesse Helms story has a date of "July 5, 2008" on it (New York Times). Suddenly, I feel like I'm in an episode of "Early Edition."

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:05:52 -0800

that heiress crist is engaged to has the most smug look on her face. just looking at her makes me want to give a resounding slap.

Comment by apres_moi

apres_moi — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:10:07 -0800

let's take bets on when Jesse Helms' secret interracial love child comes out from hiding..

i'm so happy that fucker is dead.

Comment by Happy Comment

Happy Comment — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:10:43 -0800

Helms is dead oh happy day. Satan, he's your bitch now!

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:12:26 -0800

@2 -- Mr. Poe will do worse than that.

Ladies and gentlemen, friends of Slog -- I beg you, keep Mr. Poe in your thoughts and prayers in these coming days. His hopes, his dreams, his very raison d'etre have been dashed into myriad pieces by this horrible news. The death of a dream is never pretty, but the death of a child's dream is sadder still.

Chin up, Mr. Poe. Be strong.

Carry on.

Comment by TheMisanthrope

TheMisanthrope — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:12:54 -0800

I fully expect a series of anti-Daschund posts starting today. I mean, bandages provoked the dog, so obviously the dog is damaged goods. And, most other dog attacks don't leave people maimed. It was probably bred that way.

And, worse yet, they're much cuter than pit bulls. So, they're very decieving.

Comment by demo kid

demo kid — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:38:34 -0800

Never has a beard looked so good!

Comment by Breklor

Breklor — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:16:31 -0800

Ahhhhh, you should all go find a copy of MC Hawking's immortal rap "Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die", and play it repeatedly at volume this weekend.

Comment by kinaidos

kinaidos — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:21:25 -0800

Steinbrueck park is dangerous mostly because it is so isolated. Solution: pedestrianize the entire market area, including Western between the garage entrance and Lenora. Patrol the market with beat and bike cops. End of problem.

Comment by Fe Man

Fe Man — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:02:24 -0800

In sadder 'dying dude' news:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hhj-8BF2XnML69KPAiEQQkgECTRwD91N0V080

Comment by Cascadian

Cascadian — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:45:44 -0800

Years ago when I was delivering pizzas during college, I was bit by a dachshund while its owner looked on and then asked for nine cents change instead of offering a tip.

The bite didn't break my skin, but I held a grudge against the breed for years after. Fucking asshole wiener dogs.

Comment by Vince

Vince — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:47:38 -0800

I'm just glad he didn't get shot dead. I guess that pig heart finally gave out.

Comment by M

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:50:30 -0800

My doxie sleeps down by my feet in the bed, under the covers,and he constantly licks my feet. I used to think it was sweet; now, thanks to you and your weinerism I will be paranoid about this habit.

Comment by Y.F.

Y.F. — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:25:23 -0800

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Comment by Julie Russell

Julie Russell — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:01:53 -0800

Thanks for posting the dog story.

Comment by 1800flowers

1800flowers — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:35:07 -0800

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Comment by 1800flowers

1800flowers — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:37:21 -0800

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