Fashion The Chia Shoe
posted by on July 31 at 11:00 AM
For some reason, Krispy Kreme branches in London are selling flip-flops with real grass growing on the soles. The grass lives for four months or so, if cared for properly.
Supposedly, it’s a way to feel less stressed-out in an urban environment, but I’m still not sure why Krispy Kreme ka—ahem—cares whether people are stressed-out or not. Don’t agitated people eat more glazed doughnuts?
I want a pair of those!
That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Not the flip-flops; the fact that KK is selling them.
Holy shit, those fucking RULE. You are the MAN, Paul Constant.
I don't get the Krispy Kreme Konnection, but I imagine it is quite lovely to walk on soft grass and I want a pair of those very much. Thanks for dangling unattainable consumer goods in front of us Paul. Or are they unattainable? Excuse me, I feel a web search coming on...
best promotion KK has had in a long time... that's why.
I really can't stand flip-flops - they're uncomfortable, they make that annoying sound, etc etc etc, but I still would absolutely LOVE a pair of these. They should totally sell them here in the states.
"Hey, you kids! Get off my shoe grass!"
- I'm John McCain and I approved this message.
These aren't chia shoes, they're chia flip flops. Flip flops are not shoes. They are cheap substitutes for people who are too poor--or lazy--to put on shoes. Shoes cover your foot, at least most of it. These do not. And they have grass growing on them. Not that I wrote "on" them, and not "in" them, as flip flops have no "in", just an "on", that your foot is strapped to by a thin piece of plastic.
Seattle flip flop fans, if I see any of you wearing these, I will let my dog water your lawn, if you follow me.
@8, yeah...my kitty would leave a poo-poo on my flip-flop.
And that's the news from Matt Fuckin' Hickey.
Walking with sod strapped to your feet is not the same thing as walking on grass.
Wouldn't passing dogs naturally want to pee on your feet?
At least if you where these you can walk on the grass without worrying about stepping in someone's dog shit.
Why not just go barefoot?
www.barefooters.org
Pissing off podophobic Fuckin' Matt Hickey... or whatever... is just an added bonus.
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