"I live in Astoria, Oregon and I, my family, and friends will nolonger eat there."

I wouldn't eat in Astoria, Oregon either to be honest.

Is it true that it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's Fritters? Not that that's necessarily related to your burgers being the wrong shape...

That stupid thing reminds me of wonderful pretentious blathering... and I do believe fine Jurists in Washington D.C. will soon be contemplating the use of force in "wonkettes" and "wannabees" ligament oil and fillibustering soon.

I say this because I learned of a recent article and convention of publishers, where innuendo and stale creases in three day old shirts mixed with buffoonery and malaise....

and now for something completly different;

from the "if he can do it we can do it again" files....

KILLIKELLY CURIOUS QUESTIONS in
Three Volumes Vol. Two
Page 229
#124
The Trial of Pyx

an interesting point of contention for Peter Gabriel fans in support of Thom Yorke and the Queen of England and mis-spelling all at the same time.

Dean Stanley says:
"Hither were brought the most cherished possessions of the state; the regalia of the Saxon Monarchy; the Black Rood of Saint Margaret (q.v.);The Crocis Gneyth( or cross of St.Neot)from Wales, deposited here by Edward I.;the sceptre or rod of Moses; the Ampulla of Henry IV.; the sword with which King Athelstane cut through the rock at Dunbar; the sword of Wayland Smith, by which Henry II was knighted; the sword of Tristan, presented to John the Emporer ; the dagger which wounded Edward I at Acre; the iron guantlet worn by John of France, when taken prisoner at Poictiers."

Now, Let me tell you little rappers hipster catwankers everywhere....

If, and mind you my If is a very big If... yo don't get the fuck out of the way and get some of this hard won message to Peter Gabriel in these SLOG lists that I can and will write and play guitar and lyrical pen at grammy level, and back it up with MERLINS OWN GOD DAME herself if I have to by teaching you unbelievers the meaning of fantasy reality before it happens to you....
Anyone can go watch a movie for $6.00 American back in the 90's and come out inspired at the phase of the moon and mope around theaters waiting for casting calls... but not everyone can hear it and feel it in time....

I don't HAVE to understand WHY it comes to me and I say get the fuck out of the way and I don't give a shit if you think I an all wet for the British Monarchy... if you follow the facts other people live by and move whole ECONOMIES around inside the TRUCKS and COMPUTERS from banks to lending houses, and IF you new some of the STUFF I have given to JEN GRAVES and MIKE NIPPER to prove that I am not just a chaelsea-a-peek-a-boo bonaroo waver in the crowd starry eyed fan afraid of the drug culture because of EXTREME WALLFLOWERISM.... the you don't know what your talking about.

Some people get LUCKY at the CASINO...

I get HORNY in THE LIBRARY and that means I FIND THE HISTORY AS IT WAS COUNTED AND I KICK YOUR ASS DESCRIBING THE THEFT AND GRIEF LATER!

"Daniel Lanois once had as a reply on his e-mail confirmation ....two words of simplicity... got it."

I may be a foul mouthed son of a sailor mooning for the pied pipers old tune... but GODDAMMIT JIM I CAN BEAM YOU UP AS WELL!

I love the fact that my AUNT JUDY IN EDMONDS CRAZY JUDY ON THE GTO WOMPWOMP ENGINE FRONT END COMES OFF THE FUCKING ROAD THE ENGINE IS SO POWERFULL use to say

god dammit jim....

Remember young grasshoppers...

Norm Bowler is FAMOUS BECAUSE he said there is no such thing as good grief.

Emperor is the correct spelling,
and emp or er is the obvious "mixamytosis" disease of an over exuberant rant for renters.

@#4 I knew I had husband material when I took my date to Wendy's and he was able to drink his Frosty through a straw.

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/godhatesretards.html

Do you care one wit whether the guillotine in 1227 was invented for the french revolution in the 1600's by way of a lewis carroll fairy tail trick of the imagination or would you rather the gods on olympus vett your computer hacking skills in sing sing and alka-seltsort-razor lands school for non-existant sex queens and NO BOOTY SCHOOL FOR STUPIDS LIKE YOU IN THE NEXT SCREENWRTIERS AD HOC MEETING????

you got a spacer bar in your set and i can tell so let's all just play nice and we'll all have more fun with the real instruments in our hands...

you can play battle bot online with the rope a dopes and I can be called a racist puritanical satanist for all I care cause when I get my guitars in my hands you will know what my little humbles friends can do to make a young maidenhead quiver.

What am I doing? I need to stop reading this thing so often.

Text is not likely to be stupid.

The Stupid Text Generator is broke!

We can all go back to watching wrasslin' now.

“[Duplicity] with good grammar is [] the most frightening thing on the planet.”

That about captures it.

Does that mean anyone caught misspelling "your/you're" can be teased unmercifully from now on?
(good thing I have a spell-checker)

I especially like the "mabey." and the randomly capitalized words. Maybe the author of this should pick up a dictionary.

Joe @34 -- I've been reading prose by the general public at my job for 17 years or so now. And my coworkers for almost as long. Something went screwy in the past 5 years - America has Capitalization Fever! If you think it's Important, capitalize It! People have gone Medieval.

Heck, it's my coworkers more than the public.