Slog - Comments on Submitted for Jen's Approval http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6 Sorry, a little late with this today. This is for sale in one of Provincetown's antique stores/galleries. "Blueboy," John Le Grand, oil, $595.00. Jen?... Copyright 2008 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:44:32 -0800 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:25:50 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Will in 98103 This is exactly the sort of crap that every Seattle fag with no taste had in in their apartment circa 1990. Glad to see that Ptown lives up to it's vapid reputation.

]]> Will in 98103 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080057 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080057 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:56:51 -0800 Comment by Will in 98103 Goddamn iPhone "correcting" my spelling of "its."

]]> Will in 98103 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080058 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080058 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:58:39 -0800 Comment by jameyb is that an inside-out vagina laying where his penis should be?

]]> jameyb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080066 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080066 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:12:13 -0800 Comment by konstantconsumer yeah. what's going on in the groinadal region?

]]> konstantconsumer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080088 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080088 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:46:05 -0800 Comment by yucca flower That picture looks like it's not right side up...either that or the rocks are really uncomfortable. Also, what the heck is going on with his netherparts? Threshing machine accident or something?

]]> yucca flower http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080093 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080093 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:54:54 -0800 Comment by The CHZA His dick looks like a tentacle.
That also looks massively uncomfortable.

]]> The CHZA http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080102 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080102 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:10:41 -0800 Comment by Reverse Polarity Back in the 1960s, when I was in grade school, I used to do paint-by-numbers a lot. The stuff I painted looked a lot like this. "G" rated, of course, but the clouds and rocks are just about dead ringers for my old paint-by-numbers.

As a bonus, his expression looks constipated, it looks like his hand is broken, and somebody mangled his poor wang.

All in all, a spectacularly bad painting.

]]> Reverse Polarity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080103 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080103 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:11:33 -0800 Comment by kinaidos Where is his left nipple?

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080104 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080104 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:14:38 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi $595? What a steal!

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080108 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:19:55 -0800 Comment by John Le Grand I call it "A Poor Man's James Dean avec an Elephant Ear from the Provincetown Fair."

]]> John Le Grand http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080122 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080122 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:38:40 -0800 Comment by John Le Grand (I sometimes call it Blueboy for that is how I felt when he left me, bereft sans my favorite muse, able only to paint the tired older man and the overweight young lady who agree to pose for the local recreation art classes. You cannot understand le dommage.)

]]> John Le Grand http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080125 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080125 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:42:55 -0800 Comment by Yoshi He has a Vanilla Ice quality that I find distinctly unsettling. Like he should have 'Word to Your Mutha' bedazzled somewhere unspeakable. (Which, upon further inspection, could be really anywhere.)

]]> Yoshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080153 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080153 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:35:54 -0800 Comment by Dade Murphy Is that Ferris Bueller?

]]> Dade Murphy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080159 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080159 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:47:36 -0800 Comment by jackseattle @1 No you're wrong, perhaps equating (confusedly) the hairless twink icon with what passed for Seattle Fag crap in the 1990s. Stop taking your cues for what passes as a hot guy from Dan Savage - David Schmader is better tapped into the gay aesthetic now. And this is definitely Rocky Mountain Fag crap (but not Rocky Mountain Cowboy fag crap)

]]> jackseattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080162 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080162 At Large Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:52:34 -0800 Comment by lawrence clark Is that a piece of cloth over his privates? How could this be called blue anything other than Blue Sky?

]]> lawrence clark http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080171 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080171 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:23:16 -0800 Comment by John Le Petit pay no more than 50.00 and hang it in the john right behind the pissoir, high up so you don't slouch while peeing

any pic of a naked guy is worth something - helas - this is not art

the rock edge pushing on his ass cheek could do raw damage

fag crap from any era is all in my neighbors and friends homes, not mine, certainly not Dan's

]]> John Le Petit http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080180 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080180 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:37:45 -0800 Comment by appalled with two p's Jen, just say you're sorry! whatever it was, however justified you might have been, however much you were in the right, be the bigger person and just say sorry! Please?

There are innocent by-standers being hurt here. We know Savage has no pity, but surely you do. Make it stop, mommy, make it stop.

]]> appalled with two p's http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080192 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080192 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:10:14 -0800 Comment by appalled with two l's The medium-sized sculpture garden sculptures were one thing.

Now we're into beachy, gay nude oil paintings.

You know what's next, don't know you?

Clowns. Clowns and watercolors.

Please, Jen, tell him you're sorry. Just make it stop.

]]> appalled with two l's http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080206 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080206 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:49:16 -0800 Comment by Balt-O-Matt This has wonderful kitsch value, AND it's safe to place anywhere in your home because of the strategically placed cloth. It has a sort of AMG vibe.

]]> Balt-O-Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080217 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080217 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:30:40 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell Well, dear God Dan. I hope you bought the thing. It's gorgeous.

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080218 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080218 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:37:04 -0800 Comment by Charles @17 -- If you don't like it, stop reading. It is as simple as that.

]]> Charles http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080220 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080220 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:39:58 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale Buttisstuff.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080222 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080222 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:59:15 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell His abdominal muscles seem strange... it's an 11 pack, by my count.

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080224 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080224 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:05:07 -0800 Comment by LDP Wait -- it's not available on black velvet?

]]> LDP http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080225 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:07:58 -0800 Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball At least it's not that unspeakable image of the lion fucking a Colt model.

]]> Jubilation T. Cornball http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080226 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080226 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:16:43 -0800 Comment by tiffany it's a fun pic aside from the tumor of a penis...

]]> tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080237 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080237 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:38:02 -0800 Comment by violet_dagrinder @ all of you:

ROFL

]]> violet_dagrinder http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080239 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080239 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 08:50:29 -0800 Comment by James I need it. We have a tacky art bathroom that is CALLING for his naked glory. He would lay proudly between a white tiger on velvet and a macaroni clown.

]]> James http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080256 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080256 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:34:09 -0800 Comment by CommonKnowledge It's a piece of shit.

]]> CommonKnowledge http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080342 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080342 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:49:58 -0800 Comment by DDW @13: No. It's JC Chasez.

]]> DDW http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080343 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080343 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:50:16 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Oh, God, DDW, I believe you're right. And he has a miniature satellite dish for a weener.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080382 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080382 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:33:58 -0800 Comment by Greg It is a painted cliche of faggotry.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080731 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080731 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:33:04 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways Nice brush strokes.

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080833 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1080833 At Large Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:28:30 -0800 Comment by shell It looks like a flesh colored crab is covering him.

]]> shell http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1081782 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1081782 At Large Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:45:48 -0800 Comment by Nanak8 # 31 you made me laugh out loud!! thank you.

I think it looks like van Gogh's cut off ear, albeit all cleaned up!

]]> Nanak8 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1081916 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/submitted_for_jens_approval_6#c1081916 At Large Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:25:50 -0800