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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Money Stimulated

posted by Paul Constant on July 3 at 14:00 PM

According to The Huffington Post, our stimulus checks are going toward porn.

I hope that not all of it is going to the porn industry. Surely some of those checks are going toward creative pursuits.

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Tee hee! Sex makes me giggle and blush!

Posted by elenchos | July 3, 2008 2:10 PM
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I wish, but it turns out I don't qualify for a stimulus check.

Posted by Greg | July 3, 2008 2:33 PM
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I still haven't received mine ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 3, 2008 2:38 PM
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The key word here would be "stimulus"

Posted by michael strangeways | July 3, 2008 2:45 PM
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Wow, talk about putting the stimulus package back into stimulus package.

Posted by lime joy | July 3, 2008 2:54 PM
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I got a stimulus check in the amount of $1. Anyone else heard of this small an amount being distributed? I really need more porn than $1 will buy.

Posted by ratzkywatzky | July 3, 2008 3:00 PM
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i'm buying a dyson vacuum cleaner. not technically porn, but i'm sure something sleazy could be done with the attachments. hernandez, any bright ideas on this?

Posted by scary tyler moore | July 3, 2008 3:36 PM
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Oh, man -- Scary, will you come over and vacuum for us? Let me drive it.

Personally, I'll believe these stimulus checks when I see one. On the 25th of June, we got a notice in the mail from the IRS, dated June 22, that said we will definitely receive our check on June 20. We haven't got it yet, but we can't complain for another three weeks. That sequence of dates just deepens my suspicion that Bush's plan is to achieve small government by stealth, by achieving hopelessly incompetent government first.

Posted by Fnarf | July 3, 2008 4:18 PM
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Government give Hulk economic stimulus check, Hulk cash check, spend all money on porn, see hot green naked Hulk woman, get sexually aroused, HULK GET ENORMOUS HULK-ON!

HULK WILL SMASH BLONSKY WITH ENORMOUS HULK-ON!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Posted by The Incredible Sulk | July 3, 2008 4:22 PM
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You know, I don't mind if you never let go of the Hulk thing, but could you please let go of "And no, I don't feel like letting it go"? Thanks.

Posted by Fnarf | July 3, 2008 4:41 PM
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My check arrived on Monday. I'm putting it into Euros.

Posted by RainMan | July 3, 2008 4:50 PM
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Fnarf, you've walked right into my trap!

MWAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

three ... two ... one ...

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Posted by The Incredible Sulk | July 3, 2008 5:06 PM
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www.howispentmystimulus.com

Posted by MarkyMark | July 3, 2008 5:08 PM
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Damn you, Sulk. Come over here so I can hit you.

Posted by Fnarf | July 3, 2008 5:27 PM
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Re: how I spent my stimulus

I gave a bit to Obama (pre-fisa),
gave a bit to NPR (stay classy NPR),
bought an 8th of weed (for the angina),
and saved the rest.

...oh, and I didn't spend a single red cent on a tank of gas with it either.

Thanks a pantload, MC Shrub!

Posted by bearseatbeats | July 3, 2008 7:50 PM
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i am now the proud owner of a dyson vacuum cleaner. you may drive it anytime you like, fnarf.

hulk, shut up or i will stick your teeny greeny weeny in the hose and turn it on high. dyson never lose suction, dumbshit.

Posted by scary tyler moore | July 5, 2008 3:47 PM

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