And don't forget perilous proximity of children to second-hand smoke! I LOVE my Midwest! :-)
Kelly O needs to post more videos of this nature, what with her daily video posting and all.
Smoke helps babies grow!
Wow, this totally reminds me of home (small town Alaska, not Midwest). Oh my people, how I don't miss you.
Dan, how happy does this video make you on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being totally not happy, 10 being twice as good as the best sex you ever had)?
darnit your link ain't werkin!! unless you want us to see the lagging myanmar tourist trade.
Not only second-hand smoke, but she practically burns her kid with the lit cigarette while brushing off his face.
The clapboard siding is a nice touch.
Excellent, all around.
every child deserves
does that house really have aburgular alarm, as suggested by the little yellow placard behind them?
"Brawling ladies of size" I love it.
Hey, if everyone in that video gets to eat whatever they want, so should the dog.
@9 FTW
I blame gay marriage for all of this.
@9, you are my god.
How come the poor and uneducated only act this ridiculous in the US? I mean, is it just me, or is American white trash the trashiest trash on the already trashy face of this trash-tastic planet? Trashidy trash trash.
Um, just a minor point, but it doesn't have anything.
We either need the babies or the pitbull to be gay, or at least bi-curious.
#13 - I'd like to think we're a special bunch in this regard, but it just isn't so. These folks are pretty damn harmless compared to what you can find in the sticks of some countries.
Our half-wits, however, do have a better chance of ending up on the news.
You're kidding, right? This is what the world is coming to?
@7 -- those signs only cost a buck down at the dollar store.
I gotta say it...If i were stuck in that house I think I might bite too:)
The woman telling him to turn the camera off is the hotness. That half-bleached hair looks good and stinky.
@13
In the Third World everybody is trailer trash, we just don't bother filming them.
@22,
They're also much more pathetic, so it's much harder to laugh at them.
@22, kesh, honey...you're talking to yourself.
Dog warden? When two pits piss on each other's food do they get sent to pit ad seg and make pit pruno?
Fuck second hand smoke, some piece of shit where I work in Columbus' west side is smoking WHILE pregnant AND she already has kids.
Wow- I heard everyone in the south was fat but this is ridiculous!
Other than the children I didn't see a single thin person.
Um..I live in Toledo. Please send donations to help me get out of here.
Um..I live in Toledo. Please send donations to help me get out of here.
@ 26
Toledo is not "the South." It's in Northwest Ohio. But yes, people there are hefty too.
And this wouldn't fit Dan's "ECDAMAF" section, because those are clearly lesbian parents. CLEARLY.
In fact, I'd wager that the whole debacle on the front porch was just foreplay.
Hey, among that delicious bounty of slogtastic content, let's not forget the brief appearance of an ass crack too!
Thank you Dan, thank you! That video made my morning. Let alone the shot of her bolting in the house, losing the purse, cig, and shoe in toe, lol.
@29 is right. Those are lesbian parents or brawling punk rock blue-collar chicks, who are NOT uncommon in Northern Ohio (Toledo being technically northwest and Cleveland being technically northeast, but about the same nonetheless) and Michigan.
I'm starting to see what Republicans mean by "liberal elitists", though. Ooh, everyone's fat! Ooh, clapboard (what exactly is wrong with clapboard? Cedar shingles are essentially clapboard, and they are expensive and nice looking, and much cooler than aluminum siding). Ooh, she's smoking near her child! (come on, guys).
Jeez.
I think the bookshelf on the porch really ads a touch of class.
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