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And don't forget perilous proximity of children to second-hand smoke! I LOVE my Midwest! :-)

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 16, 2008 4:01 PM
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Kelly O needs to post more videos of this nature, what with her daily video posting and all.

Smoke helps babies grow!

Posted by jackie treehorn | July 16, 2008 4:03 PM
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Wow, this totally reminds me of home (small town Alaska, not Midwest). Oh my people, how I don't miss you.

Dan, how happy does this video make you on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being totally not happy, 10 being twice as good as the best sex you ever had)?

Posted by asteria | July 16, 2008 4:11 PM
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darnit your link ain't werkin!! unless you want us to see the lagging myanmar tourist trade.

Posted by hey | July 16, 2008 4:12 PM
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Not only second-hand smoke, but she practically burns her kid with the lit cigarette while brushing off his face.

The clapboard siding is a nice touch.

Excellent, all around.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | July 16, 2008 4:18 PM
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every child deserves

Posted by chet | July 16, 2008 4:24 PM
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does that house really have aburgular alarm, as suggested by the little yellow placard behind them?

Posted by d | July 16, 2008 4:29 PM
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"Brawling ladies of size" I love it.

Posted by owen | July 16, 2008 4:33 PM
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Hey, if everyone in that video gets to eat whatever they want, so should the dog.

Posted by heywhatsit | July 16, 2008 4:44 PM
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@9 FTW

Posted by sepiolida | July 16, 2008 4:46 PM
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I blame gay marriage for all of this.

Posted by thehim | July 16, 2008 5:05 PM
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@9, you are my god.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 16, 2008 5:06 PM
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How come the poor and uneducated only act this ridiculous in the US? I mean, is it just me, or is American white trash the trashiest trash on the already trashy face of this trash-tastic planet? Trashidy trash trash.

Posted by ab-fab | July 16, 2008 5:17 PM
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Um, just a minor point, but it doesn't have anything.

We either need the babies or the pitbull to be gay, or at least bi-curious.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 16, 2008 5:22 PM
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#13 - I'd like to think we're a special bunch in this regard, but it just isn't so. These folks are pretty damn harmless compared to what you can find in the sticks of some countries.

Our half-wits, however, do have a better chance of ending up on the news.

Posted by Dougsf | July 16, 2008 5:34 PM
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@13

Rent me.

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 16, 2008 5:39 PM
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You're kidding, right? This is what the world is coming to?

Posted by Cynthia - Healthy Hollywood | July 16, 2008 5:40 PM
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@7 -- those signs only cost a buck down at the dollar store.

Posted by Fnarf | July 16, 2008 5:49 PM
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I gotta say it...If i were stuck in that house I think I might bite too:)

Posted by Julie Russell | July 16, 2008 6:06 PM
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The woman telling him to turn the camera off is the hotness. That half-bleached hair looks good and stinky.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | July 16, 2008 6:19 PM
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@13

In the Third World everybody is trailer trash, we just don't bother filming them.

Posted by Sirkowski | July 16, 2008 6:30 PM
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@22,

They're also much more pathetic, so it's much harder to laugh at them.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 16, 2008 6:37 PM
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@22, kesh, honey...you're talking to yourself.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 16, 2008 6:39 PM
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Dog warden? When two pits piss on each other's food do they get sent to pit ad seg and make pit pruno?

Posted by ellen | July 16, 2008 8:21 PM
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Fuck second hand smoke, some piece of shit where I work in Columbus' west side is smoking WHILE pregnant AND she already has kids.

Posted by The CHZA | July 16, 2008 8:54 PM
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Wow- I heard everyone in the south was fat but this is ridiculous!

Other than the children I didn't see a single thin person.

Posted by Johnny Liverwerst | July 17, 2008 7:16 AM
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Um..I live in Toledo. Please send donations to help me get out of here.

Posted by Chris | July 17, 2008 7:45 AM
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Um..I live in Toledo. Please send donations to help me get out of here.

Posted by Chris | July 17, 2008 7:45 AM
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@ 26

Toledo is not "the South." It's in Northwest Ohio. But yes, people there are hefty too.

And this wouldn't fit Dan's "ECDAMAF" section, because those are clearly lesbian parents. CLEARLY.

In fact, I'd wager that the whole debacle on the front porch was just foreplay.

Posted by Shelby | July 17, 2008 7:55 AM
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Hey, among that delicious bounty of slogtastic content, let's not forget the brief appearance of an ass crack too!

Posted by Joe M | July 17, 2008 9:03 AM
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Thank you Dan, thank you! That video made my morning. Let alone the shot of her bolting in the house, losing the purse, cig, and shoe in toe, lol.

Posted by Homo Will | July 17, 2008 9:49 AM
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@29 is right. Those are lesbian parents or brawling punk rock blue-collar chicks, who are NOT uncommon in Northern Ohio (Toledo being technically northwest and Cleveland being technically northeast, but about the same nonetheless) and Michigan.

I'm starting to see what Republicans mean by "liberal elitists", though. Ooh, everyone's fat! Ooh, clapboard (what exactly is wrong with clapboard? Cedar shingles are essentially clapboard, and they are expensive and nice looking, and much cooler than aluminum siding). Ooh, she's smoking near her child! (come on, guys).

Jeez.

Posted by Nora | July 17, 2008 10:43 AM
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I think the bookshelf on the porch really ads a touch of class.

Posted by Joy | July 17, 2008 3:38 PM

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