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Remember kids, it's not the lone 'hero' with an AK-47 or an Uzi or some such useless crap that survives a zombie outbreak, it's the quiet type who keeps his head down and gets the hell out of town at the first sign of trouble.

Naturally, by the time the zombies reach the U Bookstore, I will already be in Shoreline.

Now I know why I left Seattle - zombies never attack middle of the fuck nowhere. Not enough juicy brains in middle America. We just get alien abductions.

For the record, bring 'em on! I ain't afraid of no walkin' dead.