Comments on Re: Submitted for Jen's Approval

And now another handy hint for budding artists: Leave the ugly fucking powerlines out of your painting, you total shit-for-brains.
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The power lines were the only thing I liked.

Those aren't power lines. You are looking at a topical painting. In the early twentieth century the residents of Provincetown would erect a giant asparagus in the mayor's backyard. It would stay up for a fortnight and then the three strongest men would team up to pull it over using old whaling ropes. The ceremony was covered in the ill-fated Oscar and Hammerstein musical Allegro as a background to the song Come Home, where tragically, three members of the ensemble were crushed on opening night, at least according to Stephen Sondheim.

Glad you liked it.