Slog - Comments on Old Dog Does Newish Trick

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:55:15 -0800

When you open it, will it play a tinkly electronic version of a popular Christmas carol, like those godawful greeting cards that came out 20+ years ago?

Seriously, if it's "rudimentary" why are you using it? Why are you shitting on your magnificent cover art tradition? Not that your covers have been any good since the 70s, but still -- you're the ones doing the bragging, why don't you live up to it, instead of this abortion?

Comment by Uncle Vinny

Uncle Vinny — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:56:07 -0800

Yeah, because a lot of people glance at magazines as they're walking by a newsstand... right?

Comment by w7ngman

w7ngman — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:57:35 -0800

A few years too late, eh?

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:01:18 -0800

Fnarf for the win.

Way too late for school, Esquire!

Comment by Levislade

Levislade — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:09:16 -0800

Yeah, their math is a bit off. They missed the mark by over 7 and a half years.

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:22:04 -0800

�I fully expect that in 25 to 30 years, this cover will be in a museum.�

I fully expect ALL magazines will be in a museum by then.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:55:19 -0800

I look at magazines like Esquire as advertising-soaks, that exist to absorb the kinds of ads I don't want to look at. If they go under, then more of the websites I'm interested in are going to pick up 500k Flash monstrosities instead. If I was dictator it would not only be illegal to use Flash in an advertisement; I would go so far as to institute the death penalty for even asking the question "could we use Flash for this?"

Comment by Strath

Strath — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:34:53 -0800

Are they serious with "The 21st Century Begins Now" or is that well-executed satire on a magazine cover?

Magazines need to embrace what's great about print, not waffle in the middle.

Though, @1, it actually was cool when they used that greeting card sound thing a few years back in Entertainment Weekly, promoting a Star Wars box set or something � you open it and hear the sound of Darth Vader breathing.