I'm one of the Mudede non-haters, and even I couldn't resist. :)

Finish your projects. Report back.

Agreed. In fact, you are not allowed to Slog until you've completed all of them.

Get on it.

Just... stop talking like that. Please.
No one older than thirteen thinks you sound more intellegent for using obscure terms in lieu of the english language.

Also, in regards to this post, no one gives a rat's ass.

Also, mintygreen, intelligent is spelled thusly. Also, it's "with regard to" not "in regards to". Also, the term "thought experiment" is hardly obscure to anyone who has been exposed to philosophy, or anything resembling it. Also, I'm way over thirteen and I don't think Charles sounds intelligent, I think he is intelligent.

I'm not a overly nutso Charles fanatic, but you know, grow up.

Oops.

such as:
1. slog more pictures of monica belluci.

Carry on, Mudede.

1922-1979

...of major projects (thought experiments) I abandoned.

1) Developing a tentatively ontological West Coast-apologist theory of Ornette Coleman's original (and now perhaps forever lost) rationale for the creation of harmolodic theory (1963-1980)

2) Initiating a global competition for the most scintillatingly obscure Situationist anti-ideological writer credibly citable in an alternative newspaper essay (1989-1995)

3) The Uzbek language, as spoken by Ted Rall between 2001-2007 (1998)

4) Nubian music-birthing theory, as represented musically by George Clinton and associates (1969-present)

5) A final solution to the question of whether the original 1962 film version of The Manchurian Candidate was a mockery of (a) American anti-communist hysteria or (b) Marxism its very self (1953-1957)

6) Asking of Anthony Braxton his very self: Is jazz the teacher and funk the preacher, or vice versa? (2011)

Please note that I was born in 1966, and have since forgetten the date(s) when I heartlessly threw the above-cited projects under the bus.

1922-1979

...of major projects (thought experiments) I abandoned.

1) Developing a tentatively ontological West Coast-apologist theory of Ornette Coleman's original (and now perhaps forever lost) rationale for the creation of harmolodic theory (1963-1980)

2) Initiating a global competition for the most scintillatingly obscure Situationist anti-ideological writer credibly citable in an alternative newspaper essay (1989-1995)

3) The Uzbek language, as spoken by Ted Rall between 2001-2007 (1998)

4) Nubian music-birthing theory, as represented musically by George Clinton and associates (1969-present)

5) A final solution to the question of whether the original 1962 film version of The Manchurian Candidate was a mockery of (a) American anti-communist hysteria or (b) Marxism its very self (1953-1957)

6) Asking of Anthony Braxton his very self: Is jazz the teacher and funk the preacher, or vice versa? (2011)

Please note that I was born in 1966, and have since forgetten the date(s) when I heartlessly threw the above-cited projects under the bus.

And yes, fixating on Natalie Merchant pictures is a valid use of my time, about oh, once a month or so.

Developing a global (universal) literary theory

you know, just in case you dumbasses don't understand the term 'global'

1. Making fun of Charles Mudede's incredibly creepy Amanda Knox posts on the SLOG

...oh wait...