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Surprised there wasn't an announcement about charges being filed against his son, as well. Not sure what they're waiting for. Maybe being handled by a different agency?

Posted by Dougsf | July 29, 2008 3:46 PM
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Didn't Ted Stevens record a spoken word video of him singing the lyrics to Lucy In The Sky With Diamond Bridges To Nowhere?

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 29, 2008 4:20 PM
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"I sent an internet the other day" is almost as good as "series of tubes".

Posted by Fnarf | July 29, 2008 4:23 PM
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Oh joy!

Now let's not waste another megabyte of bandwidth on this pond scum.

Posted by Oh that | July 29, 2008 4:46 PM
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No one brought home to bacon like Ted.

Posted by six shooter | July 29, 2008 5:11 PM
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Uncle Ted's "palatial estate" in Girdwood is not much more than a typical lower middle class house. Before the work doubling its size, it was little more than a cabin like shack at the base of a ski slope. FYI the entire town of Girdwood is at the base of the ski slope, and is full of hippies, greenies, and liberals. It is full of the weirdest people in Alaska.

That may sound like something to people in Seattle, but it really is not.

Remember Seattle, the main reason you exist is because of the Jones Act and its restrictions on shipping.

Uncle Ted is one of those Republicans that are pro-choice, pro-arts, pro-NPR that make it difficult to hate all of them. He is surfer and a skier. He is a genuinely nice person.

Remember also that over 70% of Alaska is locked up in parks for you in the lower 48. If 70 % of Washington State was locked away from you might feel a bit more justified in going for more pork.

The bridges “to nowhere” were actually from the largest and fourth largest cities in Alaska. The bridges would have connected them to land that was available for development. Something that is very hard to find up here. They were bridges “from somewhere.”

Posted by AK Rob | July 29, 2008 5:30 PM
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@6,

There's a little problem with your argument. Most Alaskans fancy themselves libertarians as they slop up huge amounts of pork from the government. Whether huge amounts of land in Alaska is off limits is irrelevant to Alaskans' rank hypocrisy.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 29, 2008 5:56 PM
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@6, right on, Rob. You keep on dreaming about how rough and tumble you are up there in the woods, and how the man down here is keeping you down, but we all know that you live in the biggest welfare state of all. If it wasn't for massive government largesse, there wouldn't be anybody living in your state at all.

Posted by Fnarf | July 29, 2008 5:57 PM
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Realclear has Obama down by about 6 points in Alaska. Obama said he will go to Hawaii soon.

Why not add Alaska, hit the 50 states theme, and make huge speech for change in Anchorage denouncing the lobbyists and corruption and tying it all to GOP, start calling for a 60-D Senate, etc.

Just campaigning in Alaska is newsworthy and would get a media bump.

Oh and Mr. Alaska: Alaskans at least have 2 senators. DC folks got none. So stop stop stop your crying.

Posted by PC | July 29, 2008 6:26 PM
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What is so cool about "indicted" is that it always reminds me of a non-existent word- indickted- which is what's happening to ted.
Alaska' other Senator is Senator because she has a Senator name: Murkowsky (which means "Senator" in Alaskan). If her name was "Patty Smith" she wouldn't be Senator (even if she were really cool).
^..^

Posted by herbert browne | July 29, 2008 10:43 PM
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I'm no fan of "Uncle Ted" (as he's called here), but @6 got it right- his house in Girdwood is hardly a palace. Its pretty dumpy by Girdwood standards (which is saying a lot). He's the king of shady deals, but it would be pretty ironic if they finally get him for his house.

And BTW, the "bridges to nowhere" guy is Don Young, our not-so-beloved representative.

Posted by Alaska guy | July 30, 2008 12:47 AM

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