Slog - Comments on Lunchtime Quickie

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:07:11 -0800

Ah, bless you, hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:15:57 -0800

It just kept getting worse. "If you're psychologically normal..."

Comment by Spoogie

Spoogie — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:16:34 -0800

So THAT's how eHarmony works.

Comment by Dougsf

Dougsf — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:20:43 -0800

Heard this a while ago, and that thing is 100% quotable. And for the men listening: If it's not immediately apparent that this is one of the most disillusion men you've ever heard on tape, please consider becoming a recluse. He's making it harder for all of us.

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:36:01 -0800

This man is a god.

Comment by schnoodle

schnoodle — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:40:55 -0800

If only one could discern any man's particular brand of crack from the very first phone call...

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:40:57 -0800

I just can't help imagining the woman listening to this for the first time, wondering at exactly what point she went from boiling mad to hysterical laughter. "You should actually look that up -- Passive-Agressive Personality Disorder" is the greatest pickup line of all time.

You'll be surprised to hear that he's not a very nice guy. He used to be a doctor until he was disbarred for "seducing" his patients; he's part of the "seduction community" in Toronto. See http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me

You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:41:27 -0800

Why is Mudede calling himself Dimitri?... (I'm confused.)

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:53:21 -0800

Also, he has a webpage:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:55:59 -0800

Once again Fnarf makes Slog a place worth living in.

Comment by douglas

douglas — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:22:13 -0800

wait, so this is real? i figured it was some sort of prank phone call thing.

wow, where to start....i actually feel somewhat wiser after listening to it, is that weird?

Comment by John Ingle

John Ingle — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:30:47 -0800

I just threaten to kill the girl outside of her work. That usually makes them find me irresistible. I'll only stop my charms after their little brother shoots me with a BB gun. The nerve of some girls brothers!

Comment by KELLY O

KELLY O — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:13:30 -0800

#12 - I still have a restraining order against you. Stay away from my SLOG!

Comment by Maple Creep

Maple Creep — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:45:27 -0800

Typical Canadian

Comment by exbostonian

exbostonian — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:00:52 -0800

Reminds me of the Eurotrash in Boston.

Comment by Momma

Momma — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:21:17 -0800

# 12 & # 13 - I know who and what this is about!!! No wonder I drink!!!!