Comments on Last Night on Television

Mr Seattle Spray-on-Tan was the one I wanted most to go last night. He is BEYOND obnoxious, even if he is from Seattle.

Dude wants to be the next Christian Siriano SO BAD. It's sad. Also, I know there's only been one challenge but what he made was not an outfit by any stretch of the imagination. Unless you are the retarded version of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.

That's not a spoiler, is it?

I want to do dirty, dirty things to Wesley. And since he worked for Marc Jacobs I doubt he'd mind.

Seriously my friends and I were praying he would go home right away!!! He's phrase should be "do I look orange-licious." Or Mr. fake and bake.

Spray-tan boy is going to be around for a while, just for the entertainment value.

Didja notice that the contestants all seem to come in identical pairs? Two Bettie Page rockabilly chicks, two grey Portland indie craft chicks, etc.

I won't give it completely away, but the winner's bottom half was the most creative thing I've ever seen on P:R. Top half, meh, but below the waist, unbelievable.

All I have to say is that the Orange Christian wannabe spawed one of the best outfit descriptions:

"She looks like a grunge bunny"

(ala, playboy bunny)

He repp'd Seattle as hard as he could, bless him.

Wesley get bonus points for pulling off loafers, button down shirt and short short dress shorts!
HA

Sorry, I was watching Big Brother. Wesley is an honorary Seattleite, however.

One of the Portland girls looked like such a caricature of Portland that it made me smile. (The one with the glasses.)

Isn't "Girlicious" already taken by that horrible show about making the next Pussycat Dolls on... I don't even know what channel?

Ahem.

i'm crushin' on keith. big time. hottest project runway contestant ever.

i fucking love michael kors. we watched his critique of jerry's losing outfit 3 times. "the dress is like a... handi-wipe gone wrong."

agreed w/ fnarf about the winner. i can't believe she pulled off that skirt, but those coffee filter titties were hideous.

Captain Spray Tan has clearly been on a half decade coke bender. Was there a single scene where he wasn't hoovering particulates out of the air? Mercy.

Michael Kors was almost a human skin shade last night. I think he saw Blayne and realized how orange and ridiculous he looked.

Blayne is a cross between the crazy spitting lady from last season and the crazy NY "artist" that splatter painted that paper dress.

@12, no fucking kidding. I'd definitely eat Wesley's ass, but Keith is who I'd marry.

Spray Tan had two different catchphrases he was trying to hawk, if you'll recall: "Girlicious," (yes, that was the name of that America's Next Top Pussy show) and "Holla at your boy," which is just strange and a little jarring from his mouth.

Blayne made me ashamed to be from Seattle. Between the spray tan, the coke sniffles, the insistence on making "girlicious" happen (give it up, Blayne, stop trying to make "girlicious" happen!), and the perma-high grin, he was all I dislike.

Seattle has a deserved reputation for having no fashion sense, and his trainwreck didn't help it any.

OH GOD! He embarrassed Seattle last night. He needs to say he's from California, because even if he really is from Seattle is is not OF Seattle. He's SoCal trash through and through.

Could it have been any more obvious that this show is no longer about fashion design but merely about how to create a brand for yourself? Even Tim Gunn is just a bloated caricature of himself. Just sad...

@12 and 15: YES. the whole time i was watching last night, i just kept thinking how hot Keith is. Salt Lake City? I wonder if he is another Mormon; the hot gays always seem to be either fallen LDS boys or Jews.

This is why I will never really "get" gay. Keith to me looks like a guy who fell asleep in the tattoo parlor, and his "special ed" glasses don't help. That's hot?

But then, I think the indie-chick Craftpalooza girls from PDX are luscious, so what do I know?

keith loses a few hot points for having manicured eyebrows, questionable personal fashion sense (there was a brief shot from an upcoming episode where he's wearing a boner-killing "gayngsta" bandana. the sped glasses don't help matters either.), and not one but TWO nipple piercings (although props to bravo for gratuitous shirtlessness). the rest is just pure heaven.

keith looks like a lot of gay men on capitol hill; pasty, chubby, short cropped hair, and not a hint of soul behind their beady little eyes.

BELLEVUE!!! you were supposed to show me how to dance off my pounds. get with it!

Only one of the girls is from Portland, Leanne.

OK, maybe the REAL Portland, but I think it's clear that they're both from the VIRTUAL Portland, the Portland of the mind.