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I must admit, if I encountered that opening paragraph, I would likely read the second.

Posted by Abby | July 18, 2008 2:06 PM
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snort...I wrote that short story 15 years ago...bad porn is easy to write...

Posted by michael strangeways | July 18, 2008 2:23 PM
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Bush and Rumsfield? Cheney rings the bell

Posted by randy beaver | July 18, 2008 2:24 PM
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Only 152.25, with words like "pensive" that's a bargain!

Posted by Little Red Ryan Hood | July 18, 2008 2:27 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen... may I introduce Secretary of Defense Jeff Gannon.

Posted by w7ngman | July 18, 2008 2:35 PM
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I think that should be:

"as his body tensed he thought about how lucky he was to have a Secretary of Defense who was so good at sucking cock."

Then in the next paragraph, of course, he releases some of that tension.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 18, 2008 3:14 PM
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I added all 21 available paragraphs to my cart, and for just $6588.75, I could have a completely incoherent 3665-word story composed of nothing but somewhat-catchy "starter" blurbs.

Or, I could pay off my student loans.

Posted by Sarah | July 18, 2008 3:48 PM

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