Life If This is the World’s Greatest Dad, the World’s in Bigger Trouble Than I Ever Feared
posted by July 16 at 13:35 PM
onABC News introduces the world to Daniel Allen Everett, the 33-year-old Michigan man charged with child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse after allegedly arranging a sex date with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.
Even worse (or better, depending on how you view things), Everett showed up for the alleged sex date sporting his “World’s Greatest Dad” t-shirt, as seen in the mug shot above.
(Fifty bucks says he’s saving his “That’s not a bald spot—it’s a solar panel for a sex machine!” t-shirt for the trial.)
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The arches on those eyebrows could support the Tacoma Narrows bridge. Hawtness!!!
World Wrestling Entertainment really needs to be more careful about handing out endorsements.
Holy christmas that fucker is creepy!
What 14 year old wouldn't want to fuck that? At times I feel sorry for these fuckers, what with the entrapment and the public humiliation on To Catch a Predator. Then, I realize the stupidity and denial it takes to think that a teenager would want to have sex with you when you're that fucking creepy.
what's with the chola eyebrows?
Why hasn't it sunk into these losers' heads that there are no underage girls on the internet looking for hook-ups with older men? It should be obvious by now tht it is always either a law-enforcement officer or a vigilante at the other end of the conversation. If stupidity were criminal these guys would have been locked up long ago.
I still believe this is a clash of civilisation and instinct. These men display mating instincts that date back millions of years.The young and ripe are irresistible to men who have over powering instincts. That's why, despite what many of us see as an obvious trap, proves simply too compelling.
Is that Bill Bavasi?
He's 33? Same age as Jesus, and way younger than me, and I don't look anywhere near that bad -- though, to be fair, I haven't just been arrested on child molestation charges, which is bound to cause some worry lines.
"It's not a bald spot- it's a solar panel for a horrible evil heart full of despair and cruelty."
Nope, still not as poignant as the shirt he's already wearing.
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YET fnarf, yet!
Gosh. Anyone know how many "using the internet to..." crimes are on the books in any jurisdiction?
That shirt's ironic no matter who wears it.
These guys don't "think young girls want to fuck them". They're not particularly interested in what young girls want to do. Young girls, remember, are not free sexual agents; that's why it's against the law to have sex with them. Young girls can sometimes be manipulated into having sex with older men whether they "want to" or not. It works, all too often, and not every naive girl on the internet is an FBI agent. Unfortunately.
That shirt is satire.
He looks like a younger American version of that crazy Austrian, Fritz Finglemiester (or whatever his name was)...
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