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Friday, July 11, 2008

I Suppose I Should Say Something Nice About Brad

posted by on July 11 at 15:50 PM

But I know Brad pretty well, seeing as we’ve shared an office for ten years or whatever now, and seeing as how, besides Terry, Brad is the probably the one man in Seattle that I’ve been naked behind the most. I know that Brad is hating these testimonials. He’s a modest man with much to be modest about. And we are going to miss him anyway.

(Hey, Brad: I’m on the road, no wifi. Could you toss this up on Slog for me? Clean up spelling and grammar, find a pic to post with it, etc. Thanks.)

Sent from my iPhone


There you go, Savage. Your last final fuck you to me up on Slog, along with the pic. Unlike the daily threat of your aging, distended sack on the back of my neck all these years, I hope you enjoy it.

As for the rest of you, I’m touched, really, but for the love of God let’s stop this. Aren’t there any pitbull maulings to report? Shouldn’t Charles be waxing incomprehensible about Star Wars or something? Quick, ECB! Put something up about Obama and abortion!

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I must admit, I do think it's hilarious that all of these posts are up, yet nobody gave a flying fuck when Feit left.

Posted by HAHAHAHAHHAHA fucking loser FEIT!! | July 11, 2008 3:48 PM

LOL at the shot calling at the end being ignored

Posted by Non | July 11, 2008 3:49 PM

I hear that Lucas is doing an animated series involving pit bulls, lead by their brave leader Amy Kate Horn, fighting back against the evil Obama Empire, which involves turning Darth Clinton from the Dark Side of the Force to fight for the free range rights of all canine humanoids thru the galaxy.

Sadly, it's being held up due to permitting problems by the Seattle King Trade Federation blockade of the Emerald City, and the lack of a revolt by the Furrie Munchkins of Capitol Hill.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 11, 2008 3:54 PM

no one has ever gotten a send off like this. brad played an exceptional role at the paper, and is getting an exceptional farewell. and josh, who was at brad's party, asked us to keep things lowkey. and fuck you, feit-haters.

Posted by Dan Savage | July 11, 2008 4:18 PM

I read that so quickly I thought it said something about Charles waxing ECB...


Posted by michael strangeways | July 11, 2008 4:23 PM

Will in Cloud City,

I heard that the chorus of the theme song to the Lucas joint will go something like this:

"Have I been blind/Have I been lost/Inside myself and my own mind/Hypnotized/Mesmerized/By what my eyes have seen?"

Could this be true?

Posted by Jeff Stevens | July 11, 2008 4:52 PM

So Long And Thanks For All The Free Strangers. :D

Posted by dolphinLungrin | July 11, 2008 5:38 PM

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