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Does wearing two of these at a time double my purity power?

Posted by Ziggity | July 29, 2008 10:15 AM


Posted by you suck | July 29, 2008 10:16 AM
The best part: It also doubles as a hymen!

Well I wasn't interested before, but now I'm definitely getting a pair.

Posted by Judah | July 29, 2008 10:18 AM

Isn't it time for the Stranger's annual Blue Angel's outrage?

Come on, stop holding out on us!

Posted by Jeff | July 29, 2008 10:21 AM

Erica--- your quote is wrong. It's "Earn your right to wear white"

(yes, I looked reeaallly hard to see it)

Posted by Hartiepie | July 29, 2008 10:22 AM

When you get to the point where your horny young Christian boyfriend is staring at this message right in front of his face, I'm guessing abstinence has already lost.

Posted by Hernandez | July 29, 2008 10:23 AM

I'm confused. How does one, "...share a surprise message with someone special," with these undergarments?

Unless the surprise is, "You aren't going to get laid!"

Posted by Mike in Olympia | July 29, 2008 10:23 AM

I, for one, plan to buy a bunch to throw at my favorite rock stars. They'll think I'm totes cool when they get a load of my message. Maybe they'll even invite me backstage for a little groupie action.

Posted by PopTart | July 29, 2008 10:24 AM

Big seller in Creepyland.

Posted by LDP | July 29, 2008 10:41 AM

I like this one better and want to get it on a pair of my boxer briefs please:

Posted by Hartiepie | July 29, 2008 10:44 AM

the sexual games abstinence-only some college age christians play are truly kooky. for those that do, uh, screw around, this sort of thing is probably a huge turn-on.

oh, and they have boxer shorts for the guys, too.

Posted by infrequent | July 29, 2008 10:46 AM

It's like a cape waved in front of a bull.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 29, 2008 10:57 AM

(and the Blue Angels outrage is scheduled for Thursday ...)

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 29, 2008 10:59 AM

C'mon, Erica. If these religious-y types actually taught their kids medically and socially appropriate lessons about sex, how could they expect them to start having babies right away (without meaning to!) ?

In reality, the 'abstinence' movement is a covert ploy to keep the teenagers getting pregnant in reliable numbers, producing more babies to dedicate to Jesus. Plus, it's a reliable source of guilt to increase church influence when, inevitably, the teens have sex.

Posted by Greg | July 29, 2008 11:12 AM

Bet it doesn't say anything in the back....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | July 29, 2008 11:38 AM

The "sharing with someone special" text is on all the thongs on the site...but it's even funnier with this one!

Posted by anon | July 29, 2008 11:41 AM

@10: "Well, if Jesus says to..."

Posted by Ursula | July 29, 2008 11:45 AM

It's almost as if the text were written by someone else... perhaps a company that prints messages on all sorts of items, including garments, and sells them over the internet.

Posted by AnonymousCoward | July 29, 2008 6:22 PM

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