Slog - Comments on I Like To Think These Make Boys' Hands Bounce Right Off

Comment by Ziggity

Ziggity — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:15:16 -0800

From the FAQ:

Does wearing two of these at a time double my purity power?

Comment by you suck

you suck — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:16:37 -0800

FAIL

Comment by Judah

Judah — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:18:11 -0800

The best part: It also doubles as a hymen!

Well I wasn't interested before, but now I'm definitely getting a pair.

Comment by Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:21:53 -0800

Isn't it time for the Stranger's annual Blue Angel's outrage?

Come on, stop holding out on us!

Comment by Hartiepie

Hartiepie — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:22:16 -0800

Erica--- your quote is wrong. It's "Earn your right to wear white"

(yes, I looked reeaallly hard to see it)

Comment by Hernandez

Hernandez — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:23:33 -0800

When you get to the point where your horny young Christian boyfriend is staring at this message right in front of his face, I'm guessing abstinence has already lost.

Comment by Mike in Olympia

Mike in Olympia — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:23:33 -0800

I'm confused. How does one, "...share a surprise message with someone special," with these undergarments?

Unless the surprise is, "You aren't going to get laid!"

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:24:25 -0800

I, for one, plan to buy a bunch to throw at my favorite rock stars. They'll think I'm totes cool when they get a load of my message. Maybe they'll even invite me backstage for a little groupie action.

Comment by LDP

LDP — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:41:12 -0800

Big seller in Creepyland.

Comment by Hartiepie

Hartiepie — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:44:12 -0800

I like this one better and want to get it on a pair of my boxer briefs please:
http://clothing.cafepress.com/item/jesus-abstinence-thong-beat-it/16399248

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:46:27 -0800

the sexual games abstinence-only some college age christians play are truly kooky. for those that do, uh, screw around, this sort of thing is probably a huge turn-on.

oh, and they have boxer shorts for the guys, too.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:57:27 -0800

It's like a cape waved in front of a bull.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:59:31 -0800

(and the Blue Angels outrage is scheduled for Thursday ...)

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:12:11 -0800

C'mon, Erica. If these religious-y types actually taught their kids medically and socially appropriate lessons about sex, how could they expect them to start having babies right away (without meaning to!) ?

In reality, the 'abstinence' movement is a covert ploy to keep the teenagers getting pregnant in reliable numbers, producing more babies to dedicate to Jesus. Plus, it's a reliable source of guilt to increase church influence when, inevitably, the teens have sex.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:38:47 -0800

Bet it doesn't say anything in the back....

Comment by anon

anon — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:41:04 -0800

The "sharing with someone special" text is on all the thongs on the site...but it's even funnier with this one!

Comment by Ursula

Ursula — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:45:16 -0800

@10: "Well, if Jesus says to..."

Comment by AnonymousCoward

AnonymousCoward — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:22:52 -0800

It's almost as if the text were written by someone else... perhaps a company that prints messages on all sorts of items, including garments, and sells them over the internet.