The Ladies I Like To Think These Make Boys’ Hands Bounce Right Off
posted by July 29 at 10:05 AMon
Apropos of Dave’s post, I give you…
In case you can’t read the text on the crotch, it says: “Earn your right to wear white. Abstain.”
Here’s the text from the designer: “Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is “outta sight” in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special … later.”
The best part: It also doubles as a hymen!