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Comment by Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:20:05 -0800

That little girl now looks good enough to eat!

Comment by Balt-O-Matt

Balt-O-Matt — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:21:59 -0800

Jesus Christ!

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:31:58 -0800

Can you say pedophile magnet?

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:33:17 -0800

Jesus! They have a special flap marked "For Youth Pastor Use Only".

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:37:21 -0800

Hm, I thought it was some sort of sin or abomination for a female to wear pants; something about falsely taking on "manly" attributes or some-such.

So clearly, whomever designed these blasphemous undergarments should be stoned to death.

Comment by Or are my Spidey Senses tingling?

Or are my Spidey Senses tingling? — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:50:14 -0800

I'm having a deja vu:
http://slog.thestranger.com/2006/08/the_latest_in_christ

Comment by aisenodni

aisenodni — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:51:21 -0800

I hope this is only some crackpot idea from a Chinese marketer with no knowledge of American sensibilities.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:53:58 -0800

"Love" is printed on the rear, then?

Comment by city kitty

city kitty — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:01:00 -0800

Amor of God

Comment by trent moorman

trent moorman — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:03:46 -0800

And kids, say no to Tarzan Underoos. They make pastors go bananas.

Comment by PopTart

PopTart — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:05:45 -0800

Heathens. The story about how they were created is nice. You know, the Bible verse about the armor of God and a mom reading it to her daughter...Oh, wait I forgot where I was for a moment. Nevermind, carry on with your lewd thoughts and youth pastor cracks and I'll go play with my "Armor of God" toy figurine and pretend I'm smiting you.

Comment by alex b.

alex b. — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:12:04 -0800

gives Iron Maiden a whole new twist...

Comment by Gitai

Gitai — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:14:40 -0800

Goofy as they are, and as much as I wouldn't have appreciated the religious message, even as a child, I would have loved PJs that were supposed to be armor. I was fucking terrified of the dark.

Comment by Judah

Judah — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:22:59 -0800

In case anyone's wondering, those PJs have an historical antecedent; they're designed to reflect the colors and symbolism employed by the Knights Templar.

Comment by blank12357

blank12357 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:38:18 -0800

God gave her the idea to make the pjs - she didn't think of it herself. So blame God, the uber-youth pastor in the sky.

Comment by bob

bob — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:01:00 -0800

um...KKK in training! Yikes!

Comment by bookworm

bookworm — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:34:55 -0800

this would be fine, if red wasn't such a whorish color.

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:53:43 -0800

Mr. Poe was wearing these at Clever Dunne's Irish House last evening.

Comment by CP

CP — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:42:44 -0800

Judah @ 14, that got me to thinking...

I used to think it was bad enough, in the 3rd Indiana Jones movie, that the knight in the cavern who was oodles of centuries old could speak modern English...

But hey! What are the odds? They burst into his cave and he's NOT sitting around in his underwear? You'd think after a couple of centuries of privacy a knight might get complacent that way.