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1

The plus-thirty-years version of that picture is going to be even better.

Posted by Nat | July 23, 2008 12:02 PM
2

Paul's words deserve to be written on some skank's butt crack.

Posted by vooodooo84 | July 23, 2008 12:04 PM
3

Tell me again why tatoos are supposed to be cool? I bet Mark Driscoll has a few too.

Posted by Andrew | July 23, 2008 12:05 PM
4

She should have a tattoo that says, "Just Say NO to Crack."

Posted by Junkie | July 23, 2008 12:08 PM
5

"There is no limit to it's faith." Hott. That's exactly what I want to read when I'm rumping this sweet thang.

Posted by Fnarf | July 23, 2008 12:09 PM
6

A Bible passage right above the ass crack. Nice.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 23, 2008 12:09 PM
7

Whichever guy is using her for her tits and ass can read that as he slips in between and up her asshole.

Posted by Non | July 23, 2008 12:10 PM
8

And they put an apostrophe in "its". Unless that's a mole.

Posted by julia | July 23, 2008 12:11 PM
9

You can tell she's a Christian by the bulls eye on her back.

Posted by Fly-Over Illinois | July 23, 2008 12:12 PM
10

Love may last forever, but I could probably get the job done in 10 minutes if I closed my eyes.

Posted by blech | July 23, 2008 12:14 PM
11

If I was getting a huge back tattoo, I would make sure I knew the difference between it's and its.

Posted by Ryan on Summit | July 23, 2008 12:15 PM
12

Yeah, the tattoo is nuts enough, but "it's faith" would be the dealbreaker for me.

Posted by Levislade | July 23, 2008 12:17 PM
13

Awesome. Nothing proclaims your love of the Jesus like a biblical quote tattooed above your ass crack.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | July 23, 2008 12:22 PM
14

I am so in love with Paul Constant.

Posted by Andy | July 23, 2008 12:23 PM
15

There is also an extra space between the words "limit" and "to." Stuff like that drives me crazy.

Posted by elswinger | July 23, 2008 12:23 PM
16

Not to mention all the sentence fragments, e.g. "But rejoices in the truth."

I wonder if her butt will be rejoicing in the truth in 20 years.

Posted by seattle mike | July 23, 2008 12:27 PM
17

You know I'm going to give the butt crack the benefit of the doubt and say she had to pull her pants down to show the whole tattoo and so that's why she's flashin' some crack.

I suppose if your sexual partners were all priests (or youth pastors?) this might be an added turn on for them?

Posted by PopTart in Denver | July 23, 2008 12:28 PM
18

Technically that tattoo is on her ass-neck.

Posted by Sol Rosenberg | July 23, 2008 12:30 PM
19

What's wrong with crack again? Am I the only straight guy that thinks that skanky tats and low riding pants are just dandy?

Posted by daniel | July 23, 2008 12:37 PM
20

Wonder if her clit ring has a jesus fish hanging off if.

Posted by DJSauvage | July 23, 2008 12:42 PM
21

*Pulls out and squirts love all over corintians...*

Posted by Jeremy from Seattle | July 23, 2008 12:44 PM
22

Well, isn't that just precious! Although I doubt the apostle Paul would approve of it being in such close proximity to the ass crack...

Posted by Hernandez | July 23, 2008 12:48 PM
23

sweet. i'll submit my arms, which feature Ginsberg's "America."

Posted by konstantconsumer | July 23, 2008 12:49 PM
24

*and dribbles on Corinthians for good measure*

Posted by Jeremy | July 23, 2008 12:50 PM
25

@ 19: you may be the only straight guy, but you're not the only guy. I love 'em! Make that tat a bible quote, and it is downright hot!

Also, 20 FTW!

Posted by Mike in MO | July 23, 2008 12:53 PM
26

@19, You're in the wrong market if you have to ask that. How many hetero guys do you know would grammar proof a bible passage on a perfectly fine ass.

Posted by Straight Male | July 23, 2008 1:11 PM
27

@14: Get in line!

Posted by Gloria | July 23, 2008 1:17 PM
28

Hello.

Posted by Fnarf | July 23, 2008 1:18 PM
29

I'd white some words outta that passage.

Posted by Postum | July 23, 2008 1:18 PM
30

"I'm gonna go all Corinthians on her ass" now has meaning. God be praised!

Posted by S-Lo | July 23, 2008 1:25 PM
31

You know, I used to get all up in arms about people having stupid, stupid designs tattooed on their bodies without thinking about the potential consequences, but I'm older and more jaded now and I just don't give a shit any more.

You wanna get some fake-Chinese characters that look like the word for "this side up" inked on your back? Go for it, guy. You want a barbed wire pattern around your bicep? Great, just don't go to prison. Tramp stamp for the lady? Make sure you get the ultra-low-rise jeans and g-string to show it off properly, and read up on how to have a baby without getting an epidural.

The Corinthians quote in the picture? It's precious, really. I kinda wish she'd used the NKJV, RSV, or NRSV, or hell, even the NIV, but it's not on my back, so eh. What I really love about it, though, is the implication: sure, you can have the back door now, but true love is patient and waits for the front.

Posted by Greg | July 23, 2008 1:48 PM
32

good god tattoos are terrible.

Posted by ZWBush | July 23, 2008 1:53 PM
33

I hadn't thought of that implication, Greg. True Love Waits.

Posted by Fnarf | July 23, 2008 1:55 PM
34


how about just the alphabet in one's favorite font?

http://www.io.com/~adwyer/janet/

Posted by Xenu, Warrior Thetan | July 23, 2008 2:03 PM
35

I'm kind of surprised no one has noticed that it actually MISQUOTES Corinthians.

Not only does is say "preserves" when it should be "perseveres," but they left out the whole section about "When I became a man.." and went crazy with random capitalization.

Having a stupid tattoo is bad. Having a mis-spelled and mis-quoted stupid tattoo is priceless. For everyone else, at least.

Posted by FalafelKing | July 23, 2008 2:19 PM
36

@35: We noticed, but it's cruel to mock people who are mentally challenged.

Posted by Greg | July 23, 2008 2:26 PM
37

Men have been mis-interpreting and mis-quoting the Bible for years. Why can't a chick with a nice ass do the same?

Posted by Sussio | July 23, 2008 2:44 PM
38

I bet Jesus would totally nail that chicks ass, if he was'nt gay that is.

Posted by Vince | July 23, 2008 2:48 PM
39

Could have been worse.

Could have been done in Comic Sans.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | July 23, 2008 3:16 PM
40

W.W.J.T What Would Jesus Tat?

Posted by Cattymaran | July 23, 2008 3:35 PM
41

@39 You just freaked me out with that.

also, just noticed "f[ass]cinating to p[ass] up.

*titters*

Posted by Jeremy from Seattle | July 23, 2008 3:56 PM
42

I was planning to have the Vagina Monologues tattooed on my calves, but after this post, I've changed my mind...

Posted by michael strangeways | July 23, 2008 4:43 PM
43

"Love is patient. Love is kind." PERFECT thing to tattoo right above your ass. Nice work.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | July 23, 2008 5:07 PM
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"Love is patient. Love is kind. But I'm neither, so quit reading the fucking book I had printed on my ass neck you fucking nimrod and shove your cock in my ass."

Posted by jameyb | July 23, 2008 5:52 PM
45

St Paul is doing backflips in his grave. It must be karma. The universe is getting back at him for all the nasty things he said about women being unfit for leadership.

Posted by RainMan | July 23, 2008 6:52 PM
46

Well, isn't that nice Bible verse?

But I want to see a tramp stamp tattoo of a Jheri-curled Samuel Jackson with a Desert Eagle .45 pointed at you, and "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides", etc etc.

Posted by CP | July 23, 2008 7:08 PM
47

God ya gotta love that Biblical Tramp Stamp

Posted by jess | July 23, 2008 7:15 PM
48

@ 40: What Would Jesus Tap?

Posted by eastside | July 23, 2008 11:18 PM
49

What a waist of space...

[Homonym intended]

Posted by Bob | July 25, 2008 3:13 AM

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