Slog - Comments on I Just Read Your Back and I Was Moved

Comment by Nat

Nat — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:02:32 -0800

The plus-thirty-years version of that picture is going to be even better.

Comment by vooodooo84

vooodooo84 — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:04:56 -0800

Paul's words deserve to be written on some skank's butt crack.

Comment by Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:05:50 -0800

Tell me again why tatoos are supposed to be cool? I bet Mark Driscoll has a few too.

Comment by Junkie

Junkie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:08:02 -0800

She should have a tattoo that says, "Just Say NO to Crack."

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:09:20 -0800

"There is no limit to it's faith." Hott. That's exactly what I want to read when I'm rumping this sweet thang.

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:09:43 -0800

A Bible passage right above the ass crack. Nice.

Comment by Non

Non — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:10:26 -0800

Whichever guy is using her for her tits and ass can read that as he slips in between and up her asshole.

Comment by julia

julia — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:11:32 -0800

And they put an apostrophe in "its". Unless that's a mole.

Comment by Fly-Over Illinois

Fly-Over Illinois — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:12:14 -0800

You can tell she's a Christian by the bulls eye on her back.

Comment by blech

blech — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:14:07 -0800

Love may last forever, but I could probably get the job done in 10 minutes if I closed my eyes.

Comment by Ryan on Summit

Ryan on Summit — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:15:10 -0800

If I was getting a huge back tattoo, I would make sure I knew the difference between it's and its.

Comment by Levislade

Levislade — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:17:38 -0800

Yeah, the tattoo is nuts enough, but "it's faith" would be the dealbreaker for me.

Comment by Reverse Polarity

Reverse Polarity — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:22:40 -0800

Awesome. Nothing proclaims your love of the Jesus like a biblical quote tattooed above your ass crack.

Comment by Andy

Andy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:23:39 -0800

I am so in love with Paul Constant.

Comment by elswinger

elswinger — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:23:53 -0800

There is also an extra space between the words "limit" and "to." Stuff like that drives me crazy.

Comment by seattle mike

seattle mike — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:27:41 -0800

Not to mention all the sentence fragments, e.g. "But rejoices in the truth."

I wonder if her butt will be rejoicing in the truth in 20 years.

Comment by PopTart in Denver

PopTart in Denver — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:28:34 -0800

You know I'm going to give the butt crack the benefit of the doubt and say she had to pull her pants down to show the whole tattoo and so that's why she's flashin' some crack.

I suppose if your sexual partners were all priests (or youth pastors?) this might be an added turn on for them?

Comment by Sol Rosenberg

Sol Rosenberg — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:30:24 -0800

Technically that tattoo is on her ass-neck.

Comment by daniel

daniel — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:37:30 -0800

What's wrong with crack again? Am I the only straight guy that thinks that skanky tats and low riding pants are just dandy?

Comment by DJSauvage

DJSauvage — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:42:06 -0800

Wonder if her clit ring has a jesus fish hanging off if.

Comment by Jeremy from Seattle

Jeremy from Seattle — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:44:32 -0800

*Pulls out and squirts love all over corintians...*

Comment by Hernandez

Hernandez — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:48:34 -0800

Well, isn't that just precious! Although I doubt the apostle Paul would approve of it being in such close proximity to the ass crack...

Comment by konstantconsumer

konstantconsumer — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:49:45 -0800

sweet. i'll submit my arms, which feature Ginsberg's "America."

Comment by Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:50:26 -0800

*and dribbles on Corinthians for good measure*

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:53:03 -0800

@ 19: you may be the only straight guy, but you're not the only guy. I love 'em! Make that tat a bible quote, and it is downright hot!

Also, 20 FTW!

Comment by Straight Male

Straight Male — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:11:04 -0800

@19, You're in the wrong market if you have to ask that. How many hetero guys do you know would grammar proof a bible passage on a perfectly fine ass.

Comment by Gloria

Gloria — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:17:48 -0800

@14: Get in line!

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:18:06 -0800

Hello.

Comment by Postum

Postum — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:18:13 -0800

I'd white some words outta that passage.

Comment by S-Lo

S-Lo — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:25:22 -0800

"I'm gonna go all Corinthians on her ass" now has meaning. God be praised!

Comment by Greg

Greg — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:48:10 -0800

You know, I used to get all up in arms about people having stupid, stupid designs tattooed on their bodies without thinking about the potential consequences, but I'm older and more jaded now and I just don't give a shit any more.

You wanna get some fake-Chinese characters that look like the word for "this side up" inked on your back? Go for it, guy. You want a barbed wire pattern around your bicep? Great, just don't go to prison. Tramp stamp for the lady? Make sure you get the ultra-low-rise jeans and g-string to show it off properly, and read up on how to have a baby without getting an epidural.

The Corinthians quote in the picture? It's precious, really. I kinda wish she'd used the NKJV, RSV, or NRSV, or hell, even the NIV, but it's not on my back, so eh. What I really love about it, though, is the implication: sure, you can have the back door now, but true love is patient and waits for the front.

Comment by ZWBush

ZWBush — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:53:40 -0800

good god tattoos are terrible.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:55:20 -0800

I hadn't thought of that implication, Greg. True Love Waits.

Comment by Xenu, Warrior Thetan

Xenu, Warrior Thetan — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:03:16 -0800

how about just the alphabet in one's favorite font?

http://www.io.com/~adwyer/janet/

Comment by FalafelKing

FalafelKing — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:19:04 -0800

I'm kind of surprised no one has noticed that it actually MISQUOTES Corinthians.

Not only does is say "preserves" when it should be "perseveres," but they left out the whole section about "When I became a man.." and went crazy with random capitalization.

Having a stupid tattoo is bad. Having a mis-spelled and mis-quoted stupid tattoo is priceless. For everyone else, at least.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:26:57 -0800

@35: We noticed, but it's cruel to mock people who are mentally challenged.

Comment by Sussio

Sussio — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:44:48 -0800

Men have been mis-interpreting and mis-quoting the Bible for years. Why can't a chick with a nice ass do the same?

Comment by Vince

Vince — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:48:22 -0800

I bet Jesus would totally nail that chicks ass, if he was'nt gay that is.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:16:57 -0800

Could have been worse.

Could have been done in Comic Sans.

Comment by Cattymaran

Cattymaran — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:35:00 -0800

W.W.J.T What Would Jesus Tat?

Comment by Jeremy from Seattle

Jeremy from Seattle — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:56:03 -0800

@39 You just freaked me out with that.

also, just noticed "f[ass]cinating to p[ass] up.

*titters*

Comment by michael strangeways

michael strangeways — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:43:32 -0800

I was planning to have the Vagina Monologues tattooed on my calves, but after this post, I've changed my mind...

Comment by violet_dagrinder

violet_dagrinder — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:07:56 -0800

"Love is patient. Love is kind." PERFECT thing to tattoo right above your ass. Nice work.

Comment by jameyb

jameyb — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:52:18 -0800

"Love is patient. Love is kind. But I'm neither, so quit reading the fucking book I had printed on my ass neck you fucking nimrod and shove your cock in my ass."

Comment by RainMan

RainMan — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:52:55 -0800

St Paul is doing backflips in his grave. It must be karma. The universe is getting back at him for all the nasty things he said about women being unfit for leadership.

Comment by CP

CP — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:08:36 -0800

Well, isn't that nice Bible verse?

But I want to see a tramp stamp tattoo of a Jheri-curled Samuel Jackson with a Desert Eagle .45 pointed at you, and "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides", etc etc.

Comment by jess

jess — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:15:49 -0800

God ya gotta love that Biblical Tramp Stamp

Comment by eastside

eastside — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:18:58 -0800

@ 40: What Would Jesus Tap?

Comment by Bob

Bob — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:13:29 -0800

What a waist of space...

[Homonym intended]