City I, Anonymous: Summer Lovin’ Edition
posted by on July 7 at 10:31 AM
This just in to I, Anonymous:
How do you know you dig someone? You just know. It’s a feeling. Actually it’s like 28 feelings. I mean, you know when you are connected in seven of 28 ways with a chick you’ll end up fucking for three months, because those seven things were all parts of her body. And when you dig a chick for 14 of 28 reasons, you hang out for like six months because those same seven things mentioned previously are so fucking good that you give them double credit. And then there is the chick with 21 of 28 things and you last about a year, cuz it takes about a year for you to raise your hands in the air and say ‘Did you really just fucking say what you just fucking said?’, and she says you don’t understand her and someone moves out the next day. But when you get 28 out of 28, you fucking know it. And you know what you do? You just say to the other person, ‘There is no way in which I don’t love the fuck out of you’. It’s that simple.
28 out of 28 gives you a decent chance of surviving past the initial stages of infatuation for sure. Best of luck.
Um, that's sort of... charming, I suppose. Though God help us when literary genius is measured by how well and how often he uses "fuck" in a sentence.
@2 -- you beat me to it....at least FUCK somehow slightly fits in here becaue of the love thang, but really I guess not since fucking and loving don't necessarily go together.
Whatever happened to the words VERY or MOST? Perfectly good words and as a bonus, they have four letters, too.....
Eh?
Looks like Chelsea took a poetry class!
"There is no way in which I don't love the fuck out of you" is really what was missing from the wedding vows I witnessed this weekend.
How long before Erica posts a snarky response about how 14 out of 28 things are "parts of her body" getting "double credit"? No way is she letting that sail by without a salvo.
c'mon, this is bullshit. love is just another dopamine fix for the brain, get over it already.
Sure it is, but does that mean it isn't really happening? Your whole brain, your whole self, is chemicals. Does that mean you do not see?
I think this is the truest-feeling thing I have read in a long time. Nothing wrong with the word 'fuck', it's just those snooty Romans that make us think there is (read the history of English).
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