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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Holy Crap

posted by on July 1 at 11:39 AM

Fuck pit bulls—ban people.

A pregnant woman was stabbed several times in the chest and her nearly full-term baby was cut from her womb, according to Kennewick police.

A second woman has been arrested. The baby has been hospitalized in critical condition.

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1

Clearly Jesus told her that the child would was a demon (or going to be gay) and she did the only logical thing.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 1, 2008 11:47 AM
2

This was done in the opening montage of Troma's movie Terror Firmer.

The crazy woman was just imitating art.

Posted by TheMisanthrope | July 1, 2008 11:48 AM
3

Always nice to see my hometown representin'

Posted by Clint | July 1, 2008 11:54 AM
4

@1

Clearly she was a fat lonely bitch who couldn't get her hole poked by any willing semen so she tried to rip a baby from another woman's womb.

SHE JUST WANTED ~LOVE~


Sadly, she probably believed she would find it in a baby...such as our society promotes. A baby will fix our relationship! A baby will give me purpose! A baby will give me loooooove!


ugh

Posted by Non | July 1, 2008 12:11 PM
5

so now we're just posting violence for violence's sake? I appreciate the agenda-based fucked-up stories (pit bulls are scary, straight parents aren't better than other parenting situations, youth ministers are often pervy...) but why stories about senseless, violent attacks, if not only to gawk and rubber neck?

Posted by robo | July 1, 2008 12:11 PM
6

No, Dan was just shocked. I am too.

That act goes against everything we're supposed to be as humans. Even as animals.

Jesus.

Posted by Matthew | July 1, 2008 12:14 PM
7

This is why only gay men should carry babies in their bodies.

Posted by Bob | July 1, 2008 12:16 PM
8

this calls for a..wait for it...BREEDER BAN!

Posted by jim bexley-speed | July 1, 2008 12:22 PM
9

@5 you would have hated the local news last night. These were the first stories all within like 3 minuts

BABBY RIPPED FROM WOMB!
RAPE!
DEADLY FIRE!
TEENAGER'S CAR WRAPPED AROUND TREE!


It was almost funny if not so rediculous

Posted by Non | July 1, 2008 12:22 PM
10

I'm sure the woman was just spooked by a squeaky perambulator-wheel, and acted out.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | July 1, 2008 12:32 PM
11

I'm always annoyed when news and politicians and the public point to really whacky things and then try to draw conclusions about what this says about our world.

This woman was crazy. Period. Her brain is not operating properly.

If there's any message to be taken from this, it is that we've done a terrible job of dealing with mental illness in our society.

Posted by Timothy | July 1, 2008 12:36 PM
12

#11: Oh so you're saying we shouldn't ban people?

Posted by poppy | July 1, 2008 12:39 PM
13

Ŕ l'intérieur!!

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 1, 2008 12:45 PM
14

@11 via 4

Guilty as charged.

Posted by Non | July 1, 2008 12:47 PM
15

It was a pit bull wearing a woman suit.
Don't worry, everything is still normal in the world.

Posted by Bella | July 1, 2008 1:00 PM
16

This is what I've been screamin all along!

Posted by Mike in MO | July 1, 2008 1:01 PM
17

@6

wtf are you talking about? read this and get back to me

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7087194/

Posted by karst | July 1, 2008 1:01 PM
18

This is the third such atack in the last couple of years. The escalation to violence in infant abduction is an entirely new phenomenon. The profile has never previously included a liklihood of violent behavior. Strangely, at least to me it seems to correlate to both harsher sentences for infant abduction and the installation of highly sophisticated anti-abduction systems in hospitals, which have rendered it almost impossible to take a baby from an institution.

Posted by inkweary | July 1, 2008 1:57 PM
19

kennewick.

and untreated mental illness.

the reagan administration is a gift that keeps on giving!

Posted by max solomon | July 1, 2008 1:58 PM
20

@4,

The attacker is married, dipshit. Learn to read.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 1, 2008 2:02 PM
21

It's the wierdest goddamn thing that's happened around here in awhile.

Posted by Jimmy | July 1, 2008 3:03 PM
22

What a way to be born.

Posted by east coaster | July 1, 2008 3:04 PM
23

I'm pretty sure there was a Law & Order episode like this. Gah. Gruesome.

Technically, I don't think they would classify the attacker as having a mental illness aside from perhaps antisocial personality disorder. Sadists, murderers, rapists and sociopaths aren't really listed in the DSM-IV-TR as far as I know. Maybe I missed that part. Anyway, there is a legal and medical difference between being mentally ill/insane and being a crazy killer. Now I'm sure this murdering person has problems, but I don't know if *technically* insanity or having a "mental illess" is the correct way to classify this person. I don't know for sure of course, because I've never met the person AND let's hope I never do!!!

Posted by Kristin Bell | July 1, 2008 3:26 PM
24

OH fuck off, 20.

Since when did marriage equate to happiness

Posted by Non | July 1, 2008 3:28 PM
25

When kitchen knives are outlawed, only outlaw chefs will have knives!

Hey, she used yarn to tie the feet? That's a feminine touch. You've come a long way, baby! A sexist, patriarchal man would have used zip ties, which embody, by ther design, the penetrative phallic worldview, and a retentive tooth (vagina anxieties.) Yes, zip ties are misogynistic and hopefully nobody on the Obama campaign will use them to hang up a banner.

Okay, so she didn't use a kitchen knife. A box cutter. Does that make her a terrorist? She does have a funny furrin' name.


W.I.S., we can split fine hairs about the science of mental health, but it all kinda gets us back to the example of Timothy McVeigh: the headshrinkers couldn't find anything technically wrong with him, but if you look at what he did? He's fukkin' crazy.

Posted by CP | July 2, 2008 12:49 AM

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