Wow... They nailed it.

Thank god I live in San Francisco, where we never get branded with simplistic stereotypes.

MySpace and Starbucks? How dare you, sir!

*sniff*

Please don't say bad things about Omaha.

It's true. You're resting on the laurels of 1992's music hype. And now what do you have? Reduced to buying 99-cent Wet 'n' Wild black nail polish and all those tattoos that you can't hock to pay the rent.

Kelly O and Ari Spool give Incredible Hulk can of Rize, Incredible Hulk drink Rize, freak out, get bummed out, INCREDIBLE HULK BECOME DESPONDENT HULK!

DESPONDENT HULK WILL CALL IN SICK, DISCONNECT PHONE, NOT LEAVE APARTMENT ALL WEEKEND!

And no, I don't feel like letting it go.

Does this mean that no one in Denver owns a MySpace page? What's a 'standard-issue haircut'? Only one of my friends actually buys his clothes from thrift stores.

I'll totally admit to the black-rimmed glasses though. They're teh sexy.

I wouldn't say Denver is a better place to live than Seattle, but they're still half right. It took me probably at least 3 or 4 years living away before I realized that Seattle, and probably Western Washington, has more than a normal share of insecure assholes.

But, you know, not, like YOU GUYS, of course.

Having been born and raised in the Omaha area, I'm more than prepared to say all manner of terrible things about Omaha. It is a tatty, provincial hellhole, and it's sinister influence pollutes western Iowa: A state that would otherwise be reliably blue. But because of Omaha, they are saddled with Steve King - the most embarrassing thing to bubble up from the GOP sewer in quite some time.

Ha-Rumph!

Frankly, it sounds spot on except for "Washington State Superiority Complex."

It has nothing to do with superiority -- it's bargain basement social ineptitude, bred of a generally non-cosmopolitan populace.

It's Starbucks, bitches. Not Starbuck. What a bunch of fucking dumb-ass cowboy wannabes. They should only be so lucky that we're going to grace their hole of a town for a few days.

WARNING: I am going to start doing this every time I come across one of JTC's moronic posts.

FUCK YOU, JUBILATION T. CORNBALL!

That is all.

Chris, I feel you on D-Town's shortcomings.

If only Westword would ever own up to yesteryear's hipper-than-thou panderings of Muddy's and Paris On The Platte.

Also being from Omaha - fuck you both. And trying to blame Omaha for Western Iowa is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. Did you ever cross the fucking river when you were in Omaha? Those fuckers hardly need Omaha's help to elect Steve King. Omaha, like all places, has its downsides, but shut the fuck up already - throwing out Omaha as a "hick" city and using it as a counter-point for the "hip" cities of the coasts is painfully beyond cliche at this point and is belied by the facts on the ground. Come see the new Omaha - you might like it and you'll get a great meal.

Pfft! I moved out of the Pacific Northwest into the south, and let me tell you, I'd kill for some Washintonian Chill. I'm surrounded by people who never shut the f**k up. Seriously, you sit down at a bus stop and you're hearing all about some stranger's personal shit. I mean their whole f**king life story! I'm not talking about demented/stoned homeless people either, I'm talking about the "normal" ones.

And guess what? In the South (or parts of) the first thing they ask when they meet you is "what church do you go to?" like it's any of their f**king business! And Flying Spaghetti Monster forbid you tell them you don't go to church, because they'll try their damnedest to "save" you. They won't take polite "no thanks" you have to be really, really vicious to get rid of them.

And nosey, don't even get me started! I've never seen anybody more concerned with what the neighbors were doing in my life. I've never heard so much gossip about total strangers in my life! Why would I give a shit about who's screwing who? I don't know them! They can f**k like minks on the front lawn for all I care.

Suck it, Denver.

Oh, yeah and everyone's a Republican and George Dubbya is a great president! Possibly the greatest we've ever had! Damn Homosexualist-loving, dumb left-wing Liberals!

Suck it HARD, Denver.

I just lost my...

No, this is good. The more shit people talk about Seattle, the more they'll stay the fuck away. As a lifelong resident, I'm fine with this.

Sorry lifelong residents. More and more immigrants will continue to flock here and I will continue to laugh at you.

which standard-issue haircut are they talking about? the Caesar? its all an old fuck like me can wear & not look balding!

"as warm as a washington winter" is spot on.

LMAO @ Pink Floyd. I'm sure it will come to no one's surprise that MO is a lot like PF's description of the south.

I wish people were more aloof around here. But as far as superiority comples, EVERYONE on the fucking planet thinks they are better than everyone else.

Seattle-ites definitely think they are cooler than everyone else, though.

Has Seattle become so pathetic it thinks the patheticness of Denver (or *shudder* Omaha) constitutes an adequate rejoinder?

Kissel, I came out of Aurora too, so I feel you on this completely. I'll never forget reading Westword's declaration that their city had finally become "a bona fide music town", as if that weren't the most disgusting "Farmer John thinks he made it to the big time, ha-yuck" declaration ever printed.

Denver's BEST contribution to music broke up last year (Planes Mistaken For Stars), The Fray fucking blows, and DeVotchKa is good but not nearly enough to give them this sort of entitlement. Fuck you, Denver.

And don't even get me started on Boulder.

#21: i'm from seattle and i think i'm much UNcooler than everyone else. in fact, i know it.

Denver is Seattle with better weather and light rail, and Seattle is Denver with a little more shit to do and drivers who aren't total assholes.

Say "YES" to War on Iraq

by Dan Savage
October 2002

"War may be bad for children and other living things, but there are times when peace is worse for children and other living things, and this is one of those times."

"In the meantime, invading and rebuilding Iraq will not only free the Iraqi people, it will also make the Saudis aware of the consequences they face if they continue to oppress their own people while exporting terrorism and terrorists. The War on Iraq will make it clear to our friends and enemies in the Middle East (and elsewhere) that we mean business: Free your people, reform your societies, liberalize, and democratize... or we're going to come over there, remove you from power, free your people, and reform your societies for ourselves

Oh Ed, just because you were unfortunate enough to come from Omaha doesn't mean you have to defend it. Unless you are one of those poor souls who didn't have the presence of mind to get the hell out of there as soon as you got your diploma, like all of the rest of the non mouth breathing kids.

Face it: it's a nasty, racist, provincial nowhere that aspires to be Factoria, and fails miserably at even that. The whole state is moronic - their one claim to fame is a football team with a university attached to it.

And yes, Omaha is responsible for the Nebraska-esque state of western Iowa, as it is the media market that those people are exposed to. But at least Iowa allows porn, and keeps the bars open until 2am.

Now go back to Omaha.com, or listening to KFAB, or whatever it is you yokels are doing for fun these days.