Slog - Comments on Given That McCain Doesn't Use a Computer Much...

Comment by vooodooo84

vooodooo84 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:40:13 -0800

I believe he uses a daguerreotype

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:51:27 -0800

Just as god intended: off a VHS packaged in a plain brown paper bag.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:55:41 -0800

He has it mailed to him in a brown paper envelope.

Comment by randy beaver

randy beaver — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:18:03 -0800

crude etchings on the CainCave walls, just as his ancestors have since time immemorial

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:19:16 -0800

He doesn't need porn. Cindy shits on him.

Comment by Cookie W. Monster

Cookie W. Monster — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:40:32 -0800

For a man such as McCain, there's only one kind of porn that matters: war porn.

Plenty of that available on FOX News.

Comment by Porno Police

Porno Police — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:58:29 -0800

The better question is, what kind of porn is he into? Does he have a fetish for Asians? Bondage? Military? All three at once?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:17:53 -0800

sadly, @5 for the win.

Comment by Bub

Bub — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 13:18:44 -0800

John McCain's gets his porn the old fashioned way: he BREWS it.

Comment by rb

rb — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:10:40 -0800

Now I can't get the image of McCain panting violently and wanking his semi-hard lubed-up dick to a sticky old issue of Playboy out of my head. Gross.

Comment by damnqueerfuck

damnqueerfuck — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:29:52 -0800

He doesn't need porn. He just gets a new wife.

Next thought: Is porn, therefore, a savior of marriage?

Comment by CP

CP — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:01:42 -0800

@7, since I doubt there were any women interrogating/beating him in that prison, it might be:

Gay Asian military bondage porn.

If not that, well, you know, dirty scrimshaw he got in trade from his fellow sailors.