"make it wine". . . bwaaahahahaha!

The character couldn't be any better. The long-winded philosophical rants about nothing, the "logical" conclusions pulled out of his ass, the fondness for weird architecture, the fantastically absurd commentaries on race and culture. . .oh, the stoic misunderstood genius. . .and add WINE. Fuck. If this is on purpose, I would like to volunteer to buy this guy a lifetime supply of clove cigarettes.

And to whomever had the original idea, I bow before you. You're a better man than I. Bravo. Bravo.

Please make a note if it.

Charles, my brother, even though he refuses to acknowledge my existence, is the greatest Slogger ever, due not to The Chronic, or even The Grape, but simply because--and stop me if you've heard this one before--he's crazy.

Just like me.

Don't forget the naked women.

Relax!

Have a bong hit!

Suck on the thought that I shall raise my shiny new son to believe that every sentence Charles Mudede writes contains the Truth. He's to be an honor student who will kick your honor student's ass, drink his milkshake, and vote against your pathetic vanity candidate.

It actually shows a lack of creativty and depth of expression.

VERY has four letters, too ya know....

the vindictive teacher's assistant

redeeming qualities (none)

Nah, you can only see the nipple if you squint.

A) Charles' posts. They're crazy, nonsensical at times and guess what, not boring. Find something else to rag on. No, not ECB either.

B) Use of the word fuck in it's many forms. Every fucking word is boring. Who cares? There's always a better word you could have used for 3/4ths of what you said. Fuck is a good, reliable, versatile word. I think the people who complain about it are upset to read it, but don't want to be known as a prissy little school marm.

or;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg

They ARE usually boring.

If Charles Mudede doesn't stop being so damn discursively mischievous and start writing SLOG posts that are clear, concise, PC, and easy for irony-challenged haters like me to understand, I'm canceling my subscription to The Stranger.

So there!