Slog - Comments on Dept. of NSFW Dumbassery http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery A little something to play out your evening at (not safe for!) work: a web-based game where the player determines whether breasts are real or surgically-enhanced. I haven't actually played this game, and I don't endorse it. I'm linking to this for two horrifying bits of internet language: the page's introduction line: Welcome at our tits, boobs, and breasts game and the closing lines: Now you can show the world your meat-expertise! Easy? Show it dude! Somebody put that second one on a t-shirt, stat!... Copyright 2008 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:00:00 -0800 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:10:05 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by fARTing This was pretty lame. And completely wrong. If the breasts were/are big then they're labeled fake. Small breasts=not fake. So untrue. Sometime in the past I took a much better quiz but I don't recall the site now. And check out the "chat" with the dumbot.

]]> fARTing http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071288 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071288 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:15:19 -0800 Comment by Dougsf Fuckin' lame. The language their using is teetering between just-no-funny, and openly hostile.

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071294 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071294 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:27:38 -0800 Comment by Dougsf "they're"

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071295 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071295 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:28:06 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO I got an 86.

B I T C H E S!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071303 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071303 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:39:01 -0800 Comment by lovetitties 8 out of 10 on the first go. Not bad.

]]> lovetitties http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071311 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071311 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:47:49 -0800 Comment by erin ug, get charles to play that incessantly instead of pretend to wax philosophical about women's bodies incessantly, please.

]]> erin http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071321 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071321 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:56:46 -0800 Comment by PC 10 out of 10 on first go.

I mean, 20 out of 20.

]]> PC http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071347 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071347 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:30:47 -0800 Comment by but butts be better 8/10 here. Reminds me of the chick or dick game from way back. My co-workers were simultaneously amazed and horrified by my accuracy.

]]> but butts be better http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071397 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071397 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:22:19 -0800 Comment by Wussie "I don’t endorse it" in bold, no less. Are you afraid ECB is going to cut your nuts off if you did edorse it?

]]> Wussie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071404 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071404 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:34:09 -0800 Comment by embarrassed to know Not that original, there are other games like that. There is jailbait or not one out there somewhere, it's amazing how young some twenty somethings look (or how old some fourteen year olds look, but maybe it is better not to go there) and of course the "Pussy or Raw Meat" one shouldn't be mentioned at all.

]]> embarrassed to know http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071409 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071409 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:50:34 -0800 Comment by Dianna Yah, that game is bullshit. It called me wrong when I know I was right (unless someone had a plastic surgeon that is capable of not only making the breasts different sizes, but also different shapes with different sized nipples).

]]> Dianna http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071421 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071421 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:40:09 -0800 Comment by Fierinferno @11

It was probably a botched job, or an example where one implant had complications and been removed.

Go do a google image search for "bad breast augmentation" and some of the photo's will blow your mind - and convince you to never consider getting one done.

]]> Fierinferno http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071450 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071450 Teh Internets Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:19:12 -0800 Comment by Karlheinz Arschbomber should rename this lame site as:

Pit Your Wits Against the Tits

]]> Karlheinz Arschbomber http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071461 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071461 Teh Internets Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:21:20 -0800 Comment by Hartiepie I would have thought showing "meat-expertise" would mean being able to pick out which dick was the fake one.

Who refers to byoobs as meat??

]]> Hartiepie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071509 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/dept_of_nsfw_dumbassery#c1071509 Teh Internets Fri, 11 Jul 2008 07:10:05 -0800