Life Bun in the Oven, Money on the Dresser
posted by July 29 at 9:02 AM
onFOX News reports on the alleged ring of pregnant prostitutes busted in Camden County, MO:
Four women are under arrest for prostitution in Camden County. Three of the women were pregnant. One of the women arrested was eight months pregnant, another six months pregnant, and another was three months pregnant. They ranged in age from 18 to 22 years old. The undercover bust went down at a Lake Ozark area hotel after the sheriff’s department received several reports that pregnant women were advertising prostitution on an internet advertising site.
Among many other awful things, this story brings new meaning to the phrase “My water broke on the john.”
Full story here.
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...new meaning to the phrase “My water broke on the john.”
Yeah, because that's a phrase I hear all the time.
Will someone please explain to me why a man would go to a pregnant prostitute? Is it a turn-on? Were the women dumb enough that the guys were able to have unprotected sex? I mean, I've been pregnant and while the sex was good, I can't imagine any man, besides the one who impregnated me, wanting to manage the logistics of it.
God love good ol' MO. I've been to Camden County & Lake Ozark. Let me tell you, there are some skanky ass hos down there.
I gotta go rinse my mouth out with listerine.
Yeah, there is pregnant fetish porn, so yes, there are pros for it.
@2: Yes. See: Internet.
(What are the logistics that are so off-putting anyway? Turn on your side? I really don't know.)
Gnuh. No thanks, I'm, uh, good.
Also, don't some women actually feel more intense stimulation when pregnant? Presumably, that enhanced response would also be transmitted to their johns - who are probably paying above whatever the going-rate is there to have sex with a pregnant hooker.
And yeah, if someone can imagine having sex under any condition, situation, or with any object, there's probably already a fetish community catering to it.
I've lived in South Park for many years and there has often been one pregnant working girl or another on 14th ave. Pretty much a giant bummer to see.
oh yeah...and on crack. Double bummer.
What, you're surprised? This is the internet. There are people out there selling services you can't and don't want to imagine.
Thanks for the answers, I guess I could have figured out there was a fetish for this, I was just in denial. The sensations can be more intense, and if you are already into sex with pregnant women I suppose you don't really care about positions or anything like that.
What was the original meaning to "My water broke on the John?"
pregs - so very, very, very hot
skin glows, she is assured and offering, breasts at their finest, languid moves, she has the secret
the best sex ever is with pregs
the only problem is drop fucks from four feet - of course - those with 14 inch cocks might be another category
remember, the best
yeah pregs
@13: Uh, thanks for sharing?
Somewhere Charles is crying and shaking in the shower at this thought.
If she's got willing holes, there are guys who'll pay to fill them.
@2 - yeah, for a lot of guys it's a turn on. No, I don't know why it is, but apparently it's kind of a thing.
Plus, I think some guys are scared of getting someone preggers, and they know that's not an issue.
"Drop-fucks from four feet"? No, I don't want to know.
is Mudede's middle name "Barnes"?
Did Charles lend you this photo? He's got great taste in bellies.
Shouldn't that be a budweiser in her hand?
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