Slog - Comments on Bradley Steinbacher 1994-2008 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008 A great deal of heart and soul and a surprising amount of nerdiness will walk out of the Stranger's offices in just a few minutes as Bradley Steinbacher is going on to do bigger and better things with his life. And I think it's about time someone called bullshit. Seriously, Brad. What the fuck? Brad has always been the quiet, reasonable one in the office, and his departure will undoubtedly endanger many of our lives. Brad has prevented publisher Tim Keck from following through on his many threats to "fucking gut [us] assholes" for consistently failing to meet deadlines—which is... Copyright 2008 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:57:44 -0800 Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:13:31 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by NapoleonXIV He got a lot done, for a fourteen-year-old.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072248 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072248 Housekeeping Fri, 11 Jul 2008 17:12:49 -0800 Comment by Brad Brad Brad We get it, we get it, you all loved Brad. Brad was so great, Brad was so funny, Brad was so clever etc.

But now that he's out of the way, I can only hope that Tim Keck will finally get rid of all you potheads and hire some real journalists.

]]> Brad Brad Brad http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072282 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072282 Housekeeping Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:07:41 -0800 Comment by Afouryearold I've left a few jobs where my co-workers gave me a nice send-off. But the longest I was at those jobs was FOUR years. Brad was there for 14!? He deserves a fuckin' medal. "The Purple Heart of Mediadoms".

]]> Afouryearold http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072285 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072285 Housekeeping Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:15:00 -0800 Comment by la I'm scared that Brad is leaving because he's what makes the paper what it is. The paper is funny because of Brad. Without him, it will have to work 8 times harder to stand still.

However, I'm glad Brad is going to finally be making some money. Good for you, Brad!

]]> la http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072287 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072287 Housekeeping Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:18:05 -0800 Comment by Eric Who the fuck is Brad?

]]> Eric http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072288 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072288 Housekeeping Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:28:09 -0800 Comment by Bradley Steinbacher Exactly.

]]> Bradley Steinbacher http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072294 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072294 Housekeeping Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:46:08 -0800 Comment by elenchos So, without wanting to be indelicate, I have to say: I don't think Bradley Steinbacher is really dead. Is he?

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072319 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072319 Housekeeping Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:52:10 -0800 Comment by Schlong fancier Is Steinbacher the one with the big schlong?

]]> Schlong fancier http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072378 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072378 Housekeeping Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:34:36 -0800 Comment by violet_dagrinder I want to forget all of this med school crap and work for the Stranger. I really do. If only I could write.

Wait, that's not actually a requirement, is it? Huh.

]]> violet_dagrinder http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072534 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072534 Housekeeping Sat, 12 Jul 2008 15:28:02 -0800 Comment by critic-in-law I suppose it's time Bradley decamped (no pun intended) before he becomes any fatter or uglier. Seriously, the once lean and virile Steinfocker has, in recent months, made a voyage to the island of lost looks. He used to be a cutie and now he's as much of a puffy hag as Schmader. Oh, what bad food and maryjanes will (un-)do to a man. A few months ago, I saw him on the number 8 bus one morning. We were both on our way to the SIFF press screening for THE WACKNESS, and there was pink-skinned little Bradley, plaid shirt, white iPod, and extra folds of flesh on his face and, well, all over. Perhaps in his new line of work (if indeed there truly is one--he could be staying home to sniff glue and masturbate) he can lay off the Olestra and twinkies.

Bon appetit!

]]> critic-in-law http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072603 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072603 Housekeeping Sun, 13 Jul 2008 13:59:23 -0800 Comment by Reg-Ina Hack-ette Maybe Brad's moving on to a love-in with plagiarist Nate Lipidz. Kuh-peesh????

]]> Reg-Ina Hack-ette http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072607 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072607 Housekeeping Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:59:15 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale @10 - duh.

]]> Lloyd Clydesdale http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072696 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bradley_steinbacher_19942008#c1072696 Housekeeping Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:13:31 -0800