Housekeeping Bradley Steinbacher 1994-2008
posted by July 11 at 16:57 PMon
A great deal of heart and soul and a surprising amount of nerdiness will walk out of the Stranger’s offices in just a few minutes as Bradley Steinbacher is going on to do bigger and better things with his life. And I think it’s about time someone called bullshit.
Seriously, Brad. What the fuck?
Brad has always been the quiet, reasonable one in the office, and his departure will undoubtedly endanger many of our lives.
Brad has prevented publisher Tim Keck from following through on his many threats to “fucking gut [us] assholes” for consistently failing to meet deadlines—which is often since we’re all a bunch of fucking potheads—and has always been there to pass out vitamin D and orange slices when someone has a bad trip at a staff meeting. More likely than not, by Tuesday, we’ll all have gone feral and eaten an intern.
So, fuck you for leaving, Obi-Brad Kenobi. You [were] our only hope.
photo by Chieni, via Flickr.