Teh Internets Barbie? Is That You?
posted by on July 7 at 12:00 PM
Photoshop Disasters has a link to an Amazon.com lingerie seller’s page. It seems weird to announce that the page is NSFW, although it kind of is.
Basically, the product is a (hugely-uncomfortable-looking) beaded reverse thong, but because Amazon is family-friendly, dontchaknow, they’ve airbrushed the crotch out of the picture. Close-up photo of the nothingness between the model’s legs is here. I’m sure there’s a fetish for this.
These are really going to catch on for casual office wear, I just know it.
Were I straight, I might find that more distressing and confusing than I already do.
Which is odd, because family-friendly Amazon sells books like A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting and The Threesome Handbook, as well as working police-style handcuffs and pepper spray. Maybe I'm missing something?
FourFour AND Photoshop Disasters in the same day! Very good. You and Schmader should be the only Sloggers allowed to link to other blogs.
First of all, thanks for the link.
Second of all, this is the ultimate fetishism. First guys don't want to see pubic hair on girls, now they want to get rid of everything down there.
Hey, speak for yourself there, Elswinger.
Looks like a Barbie doll crotch.
Now little kids are going to want one.
look how mainstream porn is. it's more cooch-decor than underpants.
and i'll guess your average fifteen year old owns something of the sort, judging from what i've seen at the lingerie counter while buying my old lady cotton business.
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