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AWWWWWWWWW WOOK AT THE WITTEW KITTENS

Posted by w7ngman | July 3, 2008 10:37 PM
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But did he have the courtesy to vomit on the newspaper? Nnoooooooooooooooooo!!

Posted by raindrop | July 3, 2008 10:47 PM
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@2,they never do. You can place a newspaper in front of them when you know what is going to happen, but they will turn their head and puke on anything but the paper.Cats are mean.

Posted by lawrence clark | July 3, 2008 11:28 PM
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I supposed dachshunds should be put on that list too.....
http://www.startribune.com/nation/22916709.html?location_refer=Homepage:6

Posted by BallardG | July 3, 2008 11:53 PM
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what are you doing up so late, Dan?

Posted by margie | July 4, 2008 12:22 AM
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This is better than most performance art I've seen.

Seriously, I just laughed so hard I shot my own lungs out my nose.
Bann kittehs! dey haz a dayngur!

Posted by The Bailiff | July 4, 2008 12:29 AM
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that kitteh shouldn't have so many cheezburgerz.

Posted by Jared | July 4, 2008 1:13 AM
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Even when puking, they're adorable. Like babies.

Posted by flamingbanjo | July 4, 2008 1:33 AM
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As an artist and an animal lover, I am appalled and saddened by the wanton cruetly of this video, and you Dan Savage, for making the suffering of this defenseless little kitten an object of mirth. My deepest and closest friends - people I would hit myself in the head with a claw hammer for - aren't afraid to confront the likes of you, Dan Savage. I think you have issues with animals, and people who have issues with animals often become serial killers. Are you a serial killer Dan?

Posted by Andrew Maguire | July 4, 2008 2:07 AM
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As an artist and an animal lover, I am appalled and saddened by the wanton cruetly of this video, and you Dan Savage, for making the suffering of this defenseless little kitten an object of mirth. My deepest and closest friends - people I would hit myself in the head with a claw hammer for - aren't afraid to confront the likes of you, Dan Savage. I think you have issues with animals, and people who have issues with animals often become serial killers. Are you a serial killer Dan?

Posted by Andrew Maguire | July 4, 2008 2:10 AM
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@10 - you are joking right?

Posted by darek | July 4, 2008 5:26 AM
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@11 -- And you're joking too, right?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 4, 2008 5:28 AM
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Dude, watch this vid on weed. It is 10 times funnier!

Posted by Mike in MO | July 4, 2008 6:29 AM
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@12 - were you trying to be funny or insightful?

Andy over there is comparing Savage's video of kitten's playing - play fighting, a natural tendency in all tame animals, a trait from their once wild relatives - to the common practice of animal butchery exhibited by serial killers before they move up to preying on and killing humans.

Andy is therefore a nut job and in my opinion a little more likely to cause harm to humans than Savage. We should all be a little apprehensive to someone who so outwardly expresses a hatred to someone he's never met over a non-issue like the videotapping of three adorable kittens.

Where's the outrage expressed by Andy over the baby being THROWN ACROSS A ROOM in Savage's previous post?

Oh right, there isn't any...

Posted by darek | July 4, 2008 6:31 AM
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Katzekotze! Wunderschöne!

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | July 4, 2008 7:52 AM
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Hey! Helms is dead! Whoo-hoo!!!!

Welcome to hell, asshole! Give Reagan an extra flamethrower enema for me, won't you?

Posted by One down, a million more assholes to go.... | July 4, 2008 8:13 AM
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@16: really?

This may be the best quatro de julio ever.

FSM bless us, everyone.

Posted by good riddance | July 4, 2008 8:18 AM
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Watching a wrestling match makes some people want to barf--I suppose the same thing is true for cats.

Posted by RainMan | July 4, 2008 9:13 AM
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Thus proving it's true even in the animal world: everyone looks their best right before they puke.

Posted by Pretty Pretty? | July 4, 2008 9:35 AM
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I love how when the one kitten starts the process to puke that the other two stop what they are doing and stare and watch the train wreck!!!!

Posted by busy24hoursaday | July 4, 2008 10:07 AM
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Please don't ban pussies. Pussies play so nice. Cute pussies.

Posted by Vince | July 4, 2008 2:50 PM
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This is better than 2 Kittens 1 Cup.

Posted by Ariel | July 4, 2008 3:09 PM
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The kitten warning is no joke &mdash their teeth and claws are small and extra sharp.

The other kitten is clearly traumatized by the violence. It may even be bulimic.

Posted by zellers | July 4, 2008 3:58 PM
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OMG! Is this THE Dan Savage? The one whose columns I read in "The Onion" and the "VV" and who did that great segment on Bill Maher's show with the conservative Christians in the South? I am absolutely starstruck.

A friend just sent me a link to "The Daily Oklahoman" thing (which was so great, especially given how much that right-wing paper and the state in general worship Helms). She didn't say whose blog it was so I was surprised and thrilled to see the name.

But then I see that a dude I think totally rocks makes this comment about kittens?? Little tiny baby kittens, mind you. Man, that sucks. I would have sworn Dan Savage would be a cat person. All the best people are. You know, Dan, if you don't like the vomiting (like you've never done it), don't post a video of it--just like I seriously doubt you would post one of yourself in the same situation.

This is probably old news to cat lovers, but if you've not seen "The Mean Kitty Song" video, you need to check it out. If you have seen it, then watch it again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo

Now there's a cat person for you. Lordy! The guy is so HOT, HOT! His cat's cute also. Check out the guy's nice thighs during the shots of him on the stairs. Did I mention he's HOT? Sit back and enjoy it. Nothing gross happens. It's all good.

And Dan, find more formidable opponents to attack. Baby kittens and an old dead man? You can do so much better (not that Helm's demise isn't long overdue).

Posted by Deborah | July 4, 2008 6:27 PM
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It's spelled "s'rsly".

Posted by Magdalene | July 4, 2008 11:59 PM
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Deborah: don't get too starstruck. Besides sex issues and standard Democratic Party boilerplate stuff, Dan is pretty much a reactionary dickhead who supported the Iraq war and thinks you should kill an entire breed of dogs because some of them are violent.

Posted by Bob | July 5, 2008 9:12 AM
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God everyone's obviously off their meds this weekend. Oh well, I guess even pharmacies need to shut down a day or two a year, too...

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | July 5, 2008 5:45 PM
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i just want to say for the record that my 6 yr. old son LOVES this video and has probably watched it 10 times this weekend. good find, dan!

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