Slog - Comments on Miss Fuck You http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1 After Miss Nevada comes Miss Washington: TMZ reports: Miss Washington 2007 might wanna take the crown off before flipping off the camera, getting her Beer Pong on and making suggestive oral sex gang signs... ...Elyse Umemoto, who was the second runner-up in this year's Miss America pageant, ran on a platform promoting diversity and women's empowerment. The Evergreen State must be so proud. Miss Washington Executive Field Director Mike Miller tells TMZ the organization is "embarrassed," and issued this lengthy statement. Our world has completed its fall. Nothing at all is safe, nothing is sacred.... Copyright 2008 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:05:36 -0800 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:58:20 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Sirkowski What's a Beer Pong?

]]> Sirkowski http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070088 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070088 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:12:33 -0800 Comment by Ziggity What's an Oral Sex Gang?

*enrolls*

]]> Ziggity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070089 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070089 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:14:16 -0800 Comment by monkey The only time a Miss Anything gets her name in the paper is when there is a scandal.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070090 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070090 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:15:45 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Women are all tools. All of them.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070093 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070093 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:20:58 -0800 Comment by bronkitis My little brother told me that the "oral sex gang sign" signified smoking a cigar when he was 6; he learned it from a Poison video. Perhaps Ms. Umemoto is simply part of a cigar-smoking gang.

]]> bronkitis http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070094 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070094 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:22:05 -0800 Comment by jameyb who fucking cares?

]]> jameyb http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070099 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070099 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:28:47 -0800 Comment by um What does TMZ stand for?

]]> um http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070101 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070101 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:34:22 -0800 Comment by hairyson Will in Seattle for the win.

]]> hairyson http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070103 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070103 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:34:58 -0800 Comment by Pomoboy Most things that are considered sacred are (intentionally or not) divorced from their origins, and to remain sacred must keep as far away from the complicated dirty *real* world.

YouTube, Myspace, and the interwebs combined with ever cheaper and accessible forms of media recording has, and will continue to give, that which is sacred and innocent a run for its money.

Frankly in my opinion this is a good thing, because without a
constant reminder that all ideas, sacred or otherwise, have their origins in *real" world (from humans no less), you'll get lots of people invested in ideas without reference to the people that represent and /or create them.

The result? Everything that from Misguided notions as to what women need to aspire towards, to whiplash inducing debate as to whether Obama is a savior or shill.

Belief in the sacred is a consolation prize for weak thinking.

Posting embarrassing photos of yourself (or creating the opportunity for it to happen) is not the end of the age of innocence. It is just poor judgment.

]]> Pomoboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070107 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070107 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:41:26 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Is the Miss America Pageant going to spread the Jersey Pout out to Washington next? Ugh.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070109 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070109 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:43:01 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave LMAO, THE JERSEY POUT!

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070113 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070113 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:47:36 -0800 Comment by Bob I think its cute...

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070123 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070123 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:54:26 -0800 Comment by catnextdoor Those photos are nothing- they look like a regular night of debauchery. I dont see anything incriminating or tasteless even.

Miss Nevada on the other hand... that was just asking for a spanking. A very, very, very hard spanking.

]]> catnextdoor http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070124 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070124 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:55:28 -0800 Comment by Greg Wait, young women get drunk and do stupid things? AM TEH SURPRISED.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070126 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070126 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:55:52 -0800 Comment by Joe M Believe me, there's plenty of room left for the world to fall. If anything, this photo reaffirms my faith in humanity.

]]> Joe M http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070127 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070127 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:56:09 -0800 Comment by CM the real story here is that Washington's got a pageant winner that's hot

]]> CM http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070138 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070138 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:07:55 -0800 Comment by Roger As a resident of the Evergreen State, I am proud. How to represent us girl. I'd rather have someone flip me the bird than be some prissy debutante.

]]> Roger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070139 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070139 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:07:57 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @8 thanks. But, based on pageant contestants I've dated, this is an appropriate choice to represent Washington, actually, so I don't see what the problem is ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070142 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070142 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:10:00 -0800 Comment by Cookie W. Monster Silly Rabbit! Beer Pong is the video game that went on the market the same year as Donkey Keg Stand.

aka, Back In The Day.

]]> Cookie W. Monster http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070148 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070148 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:13:19 -0800 Comment by Some Gotti kid Gawd, I'm sick of the smoochy face/bird pose same as the throwin' scissors and making constipation face. Mark of the douche, mark of the douche.


@7 tmz = three mile zone

]]> Some Gotti kid http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070154 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070154 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:20:11 -0800 Comment by chet Will @18 "based on pageant contestants I've dated"

FTW!

Awesome, just awesome.

]]> chet http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070155 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070155 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:20:30 -0800 Comment by Fnarf "Dated" is a euphemism for "had in the trunk of my car", right?

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070159 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070159 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:24:15 -0800 Comment by Middle America Wait, those pageant girls aren't the chaste (yet nubile) young things I've spent so many years watching on a muted tv, while masturbating into a tube sock? NO!!!!

]]> Middle America http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070168 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070168 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:31:02 -0800 Comment by laterite This thread is handing out LOLs like candy.

]]> laterite http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070171 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070171 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:33:26 -0800 Comment by -B- So if they weren't flipping and pouting they would be sacred and the pageant could go on and all would be ok.
They would still look like a couple of bad drag queens.

]]> -B- http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070183 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070183 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:46:59 -0800 Comment by PopTart Fnarf, I love you.

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070197 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070197 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:52:05 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle No, I was being serious

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070200 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070200 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:52:56 -0800 Comment by lostboy The real news to me is that Charles somehow saw a beauty pageant as sacred, much less the apparent last bastion of sanctity whose breach is the thud at the end of our fall from grace.

]]> lostboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070205 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070205 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:58:17 -0800 Comment by tiffany these girls look like dumb hoes, and that's what's embarrasing. they crowned someone sorta slow.

shocker!

]]> tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070206 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070206 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:59:25 -0800 Comment by Giffy We still have beauty pageants?

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070233 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070233 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:23:56 -0800 Comment by Jiberish hell ya..washington knows how to party! at least our beauty queens look like they could kick some ass if they need to. native girls are awesome.

]]> Jiberish http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070234 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070234 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:24:50 -0800 Comment by Big Sven No, I was being serious

...and THAT'S the tragedy.

No, seriously, Will. I can see why all the hot babes hop on your cock. They love your dynamic and effervescent sense of humor. That and your can do, results-oriented attitude on life.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070237 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070237 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:25:33 -0800 Comment by Timothy Charles worships the notion of Platonic ideal; a beauty pageant fits perfectly into this belief system.

Platonic ideals are stupid.

:-)

]]> Timothy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070280 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070280 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 10:56:47 -0800 Comment by Non TMZ = Thirty Mile Zone (the area of Hollywood, LA)


]]> Non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070327 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070327 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:03:41 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave http://misswashington.org/miss_site/about.asp

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070403 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070403 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:19:45 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi So it hasn't occurred to you guys that this post is sarcastic.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070419 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070419 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:23:47 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle No, it hasn't kesh, and I for one would never ever be sarcastic.

(nobody asked me when I dated them ...)

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070474 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070474 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:41:52 -0800 Comment by lostboy Speaking of unasked questions, does the Westminster dog show even count as a beauty pageant?

]]> lostboy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070544 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070544 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:05:16 -0800 Comment by Dougsf The one on the right is actually kinda smokin', but Miss Washington there looks a lot like most of the waiters at this AsiaSF, only less convincing (which could still be a compliment, btw).

]]> Dougsf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070797 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070797 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:27:47 -0800 Comment by tramp stamp So if TMZ stands for Thirty Mile Zone, The Stranger would be FBZ for Four Block Zone

]]> tramp stamp http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070807 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070807 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:30:54 -0800 Comment by nicole @29 doesn't everyone look like a "dumb ho" when they're trashed? jeez. I thought Miss Nevada's party looked fun...

]]> nicole http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070862 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070862 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:48:24 -0800 Comment by tiffany @ 49

not really. unless you hang out with bros a lot and go to wsu.

she reminds me of the 14 yr old myspace creepies that take billions of provocative pictures of themselves in the bathroom.

while that may be "the norm", it's still stupid.

]]> tiffany http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070922 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1070922 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:09:06 -0800 Comment by CP Hey, I bet Will is handy with the ladies. He invites them back to his apartment to see his collection of in-house World Health Organization statistics.

]]> CP http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1071354 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1071354 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:51:18 -0800 Comment by snarky @30 even more surprising, apparently we still have beauty.

]]> snarky http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1071386 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/bad_girls_1#c1071386 Sex Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:58:20 -0800