You'll have to climb over my sagging ballsack to get to it. I'm with Art.
I think the politically correct term is "beanbag".
It's not a place.
It's a person.
See, now this kind of thing is exactly what is wrong with The Stranger. Art has a serious medical problem with his scrotum and it is not something grown ups make fun of. Any one of us could suffer from a scrotum as diseased as Art Skolnik's scrotum, and we wouldn't want to be made an object of public, juvenile derision for it. Would we? No. We would not.
Grow up, Dan Savage! And maybe educate yourself about scrotal health while you're at it.
is this a good use of historic landmark status? more so than a denny's?
Art Skolnik's scrotum should be replaced by a beautifully landscaped surface boulevard with abundant transit options. One downside, however, is that the tremendous views from Art Skolnik's scrotum would be no longer available to the public, just to wealthy condo dwellers.
@2 Actually, it's called a Teabag, as in, "I was inadvertently teabagged by Art Skolnik's nutsack due to scrotal collapse."
socialism is, if you'll pardon the expression, right on the money. Everybody in Seattle knows that Dan Savage knows diddley about scrota.
I think, therefore, the Alaskan Way Viaduct should be replaced with socialism--as long as capitalization is involved.
Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't we do nothing for like ten years or until it falls down?
What? Oh. Carry on, then.
OMG #6 FTMFW!
L0Lz
No seriously I chuckled out loud.
Aside from the fact that the Stranger's political machine working on a cause is the kiss of death (monorail, Cogswell, etc), I can't wait until some employee(s) sues you guys over age discrimination, and this Slog post is used as evidence by the plaintiffs to prove the employer's bias. So just how does your employment policies address age, or for that matter, terminal illness? And what is the actual practice? Looking forward to reading about it in the Weekly.
I think we should build an elevated streetcar system and call it the Paul Allen Expressway.
That way, we get a monorail and nobody's the wiser.
Hey, if it works, it works ...
Art's ballsack rates a 9 of 100 on the structural stability scale, so it will probably outlast both the Viaduct and the South Park Bridge.
I laughed so hard - but you go Art! How do I contact you? Seriously, we need to rebuild the viaduct and forget the surface street which is lame. If we have to rename the viaduct I vote we name it Bill Gates Highway, I like him better.
And people thought I was crazy for wanting to save the Manning's building (AKA "that ugly Dennys in Ballard" for you boorish types out there)
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