Slog - Comments on American Nails http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails The new natural:... Copyright 2008 Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:56:29 -0800 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:34:51 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by PopTart Hey, I wonder if I can get one with the Pop Tart logo?

]]> PopTart http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088062 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088062 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:05:03 -0800 Comment by robo How many fuckin fingers does that mutant capitalist schill have any way??

]]> robo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088068 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088068 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:15:05 -0800 Comment by Cato the Younger Younger Bet she is fatter than hell, or Queen Victoria!

]]> Cato the Younger Younger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088074 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088074 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:16:20 -0800 Comment by jebus h. xst If they were scratch'n'sniff...

]]> jebus h. xst http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088080 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088080 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:18:59 -0800 Comment by Lloyd Cooney That's nasty! Apparently, you really are what you eat!

]]> Lloyd Cooney http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088087 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088087 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:22:32 -0800 Comment by chaosbound I'd like a Doritos brand, Extreme Queso Grande cock ring.

]]> chaosbound http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088099 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088099 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:30:54 -0800 Comment by drpepper I like that she has both regular and diet Dr. Pepper

]]> drpepper http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088102 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088102 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:32:49 -0800 Comment by lilblackcat What?! No Coke nail?? ;-)

]]> lilblackcat http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088113 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088113 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:38:47 -0800 Comment by Banna My girlfriend, Frito Carl's Jr., will love those.

]]> Banna http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088116 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088116 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:41:19 -0800 Comment by Sue Ann This is the Blackest Thing Ever.

]]> Sue Ann http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088118 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088118 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:41:32 -0800 Comment by pragmatic This reminds me of that SNL clip:
corn chip nail tips: http://www.eonline.com/videos/v27951_SNL__Corn_Chip_Nail_Tips.html

]]> pragmatic http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088123 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088123 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:42:33 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle That was a cool SNL fake ad, almost as much fun as Annuale, the pill with a period only once a year ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088128 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088128 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:46:24 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I think it's fantastic. Remember when someone, was it Nike, was encouraging its nitwit employees to get swooshes tattooed on their necks or someplace? Gotta go with what you love.

Hipsters were doing this a decade ago with cool old boomer products -- Mr. Bubble and so on -- on t-shirts.

I want a set with the logos of actual powerful corporations -- Exxon Mobil, Walmart, BP, GM, Allianz, Total, ING, Citigroup, Siemens, AIG. It'd be like having the Champions League on your hands.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088129 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088129 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:46:24 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle I wonder how many Starbucks ex-employees are living with tats they wish they didn't have now ...

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088142 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088142 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:50:57 -0800 Comment by COMTE Where are teh THUMBS?!?

]]> COMTE http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088161 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088161 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:58:37 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV The one at the top has eight fingers on her hand! 0.o

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088168 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088168 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:02:13 -0800 Comment by DanFan Ghetto fabulous!

]]> DanFan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088169 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088169 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:02:16 -0800 Comment by Fnarf @16, it's two hands. If you try, you can probably hold your hands the same way.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088187 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088187 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:13:41 -0800 Comment by robo why so literal Fnarfster? Crack a smile, have a laugh. Humor is really popular. The kids love it these days.

]]> robo http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088209 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088209 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:23:31 -0800 Comment by racist The question remains: which Korean is going to apply these to my hands?

]]> racist http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088217 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088217 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:28:01 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for hand models these days. The one in the top photo appears to have a bad case of jaundice.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088295 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088295 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:07:51 -0800 Comment by Fnarf @19, you kids and your goddamn humor are keeping me up at night. It's seven PM, lights out, you sons of bitches.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088321 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088321 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:30:48 -0800 Comment by crk on bellevue ave Somebody should get their nails done as the barcode on their grocery card. No more chance of forgetting it that way!

]]> crk on bellevue ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088360 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088360 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:51:48 -0800 Comment by Fnarf A different store on each nail! Get your library card on there too -- right hand SPL, left hand KCLS.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088427 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088427 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:39:14 -0800 Comment by japan fan girl? definitely worse than (believe it or not) http://yaplog.jp/la_reine_ami/

]]> japan fan girl? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088448 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088448 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:04:00 -0800 Comment by kruger These same logos are apparently all the rage among black folks as automobile paint schemes in New Orleans and other Southern cities.

]]> kruger http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088540 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088540 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:23:55 -0800 Comment by CP 26... ah... I see... I saw an "Oreo" themed Chevy Caprice a few weeks go (in the South), but thought the guy was deflating a nickname some other brothers had given him.

Okay, uh... why?

]]> CP http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088598 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1088598 Retail Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:22:04 -0800 Comment by Tish Wow. Those nails are hideous!

]]> Tish http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1091132 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/american_nails#c1091132 Retail Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:34:51 -0800