Life Gone with the Whiskey
posted by on July 11 at 13:54 PM
Brad is leaving the paper today. The future looks bleak. Who will I turn to when I need a jolt of inspiration?
There was always one of these in your office. No more will this be the case. Kelly has a mountain of bionic beer; Megan has a bucket of sweets; and there once was a drawer that contained nuts, raisins, and other miniature things that mice like to masticate. But these foods and fluids have no effect on me. Where will I go for my jolt of inspiration?
Seems to me you get all your inspiration from Amanda Knox and Natalie Merchant photos.
A pint of Broker's is about $4, isn't it? You could get your own.
Just buy your own damn whiskey.
Look to the web developers, Charles. We have your back.
Megan having a bucket of sweets is the most shocking thing I've heard today.
I dunno, internet?
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