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Is that why the leads on all of M. Night's films have that perpetual furrowed brow look? Time to fire up the Funky Bunch, Marky Mark!

Posted by Bub | June 17, 2008 10:39 AM
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I always cry for the poor oppressed and trodden upon Hollywood actor. Their suffering makes me so sad. :(

Posted by Vince | June 17, 2008 11:42 AM
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I would drink his bath water...

Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me | June 17, 2008 12:00 PM
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he's too susceptible. if he's really scared he should just take some of his earnings from the movie and invest in a popemobile.

Posted by tiffany | June 17, 2008 12:01 PM
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he's too susceptible. he should take some of his earnings from the movie and invest in a popemobile.

Posted by tiffany | June 17, 2008 12:02 PM
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Take your pain out on Mr Shamalamadingdong, Marky Mark.

I suggest a combination of whips, chains and Medusa Spiders.

Posted by michael strangeways | June 17, 2008 12:15 PM
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Wow, that's pretty crazy considering his performance was anything but scared, paranoid, in desperate need of Temazepam, et al.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 17, 2008 1:37 PM
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As we in the Lewis-Clark State College drama department used to say to whiners: "My pussy hurts too!"

(The bright side--we'll probably see a wonderfully mean parody of Nightie on the next season of ENTOURAGE, which Wahlberg created and exec-produces.)

Posted by Andy Niable | June 17, 2008 3:16 PM
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GOOD DOG! Who's a good dog? Who is? Good boy! Now bring'm here.. good boy!

Posted by monkey | June 17, 2008 3:22 PM
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I couldn't concentrate on any words after seeing that photo.

Posted by ahava | June 17, 2008 4:04 PM
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I'd blame M. Night for putting on a stinker of a movie, Mark. I'd be afraid for the future of my career, too.

Posted by My Other Car's the Tardis | June 17, 2008 4:16 PM

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