Study for school? Play football? Get a pit bull? All this instead of sex? Eww.
I'll take the smoking hot gay sex, thanks very much.
see also, www.ironhymen.com for the ladies.
Um, How about None of the Above?
This is has got to be a joke. White House Office of Youth Purity? Really?
this is obviously a parody, I suspected it from the title of the website and it was confirmed within two seconds that its a fucking joke, dan!
that said, fags do love sex, hot man on man sex, and since the website talks about getting 'girl slime' and 'weevils' from girls, isn't it really a pro-gay sex website?
follow the link Dan has provided and on to the "White House" for the officious site of Prez GW Bush.
I think Dan knows it's a joke, yo. Although this sort of program would probably go over really well in the small Indiana town from whence I came.
that's no Betty Bowers, but it's good work.
I shit you not, but there's this T.V. show on Saturdays that is JUST like this. I woke up early (late) one morning and caught it. Maricopa county actually pays for a T.V. show aimed at teenagers that promotes all the super cool stuff you could be doing instead of fucking. Yeah, really. It has 'real teens just like you' talking about how they love doing shit like hiking and surfing instead of wasting their time dating and having sex and stuff, because white water rafting and hang gliding is way more fun than getting laid. When I started watching it I thought it was a post-tequila, jello shot delusion, but it was real. Your federally funded 'Abstinence Only' education tax dollars at work.
I wish I could find a clip of it on YouTube because it truly is unbelievable.
It's just a joke, like my douchebat t-shirt that says "Homophobia is totally gay."
I meant douchebag, though douchebat is almost as good.
Well, you can't have enough parody websites! Although Slog remains my favorite.
@8: Actually I suspected Betty Bowers before I even clicked on the link. This is brilliant!
The Iron Hymen site taught me that tampons are nothing more than thirsty little albino penises. I think I need to buy more tampons.
11, you have inspired a new term or two here, unwittingly. i personally got inspired to think of "doucheboat" (like, you know, dreamboat) when i read your post. cheeers!
I love the testimonials on that website though. They all sound like they're repressed homosexuals! This is my translation: Bert would rather fuck a guy than a girl. Greg wants to be a prison guard in a male prison and have sex/rape the inmates, or a priest so he can molest altar boys. Zach is already having sex with God, and everyone knows that God is a male, and Tim is going to hire male prostitutes once he gets his trust fund.
Two words: Poe's Law.
There are some pretty choice words for dongs in here:
- Smelly parts
- Shame buds
- Groinal giblets
- Sweaty bits
- Tasty bits
I'll have to remember these...
I would've thought that "shame buds" were breasts, akin to Carrie's "dirty pillows."
Do you think I could get one in time for Pride?
"Douchebat" and "doucheboat" are BOTH wonderful additions to the language!
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