Slog - Comments on Website of the Day http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1 Sex Is For Fags... Number 4 on the list of "10 Cool Things All the Cool Dudes are Doing Instead of Being Lame and Queer and Having Sex"—right after "Study for School," "Join a Boy Scout Troop," and "Play Football"—is this... GET A PIT BULL! There is nothing more wholesome than a boy and his dog. And at night, when the sin fairies are tickling your shame buds, you can distract yourself by training your bitch to grow up and kill: shaving her, kicking her when she makes on the carpet, and punching her snout so hard she learns never... Copyright 2008 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:37:23 -0800 Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:17:18 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Reverse Polarity Study for school? Play football? Get a pit bull? All this instead of sex? Eww.

I'll take the smoking hot gay sex, thanks very much.

]]> Reverse Polarity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057953 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057953 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:54:27 -0800 Comment by j beezer see also, www.ironhymen.com for the ladies.

]]> j beezer http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057959 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057959 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:57:13 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Um, How about None of the Above?

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057960 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057960 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:57:28 -0800 Comment by Mike in MO This is has got to be a joke. White House Office of Youth Purity? Really?

]]> Mike in MO http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057965 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057965 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:59:23 -0800 Comment by high and bi this is obviously a parody, I suspected it from the title of the website and it was confirmed within two seconds that its a fucking joke, dan!

that said, fags do love sex, hot man on man sex, and since the website talks about getting 'girl slime' and 'weevils' from girls, isn't it really a pro-gay sex website?

]]> high and bi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057972 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057972 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:06:47 -0800 Comment by ozchick @4...
follow the link Dan has provided and on to the "White House" for the officious site of Prez GW Bush.

]]> ozchick http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057978 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057978 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:11:02 -0800 Comment by Balt-O-Matt I think Dan knows it's a joke, yo. Although this sort of program would probably go over really well in the small Indiana town from whence I came.

]]> Balt-O-Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057987 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057987 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:22:56 -0800 Comment by max solomon "shame buds"?

that's no Betty Bowers, but it's good work.

]]> max solomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057990 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1057990 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:24:12 -0800 Comment by Y.F. I shit you not, but there's this T.V. show on Saturdays that is JUST like this. I woke up early (late) one morning and caught it. Maricopa county actually pays for a T.V. show aimed at teenagers that promotes all the super cool stuff you could be doing instead of fucking. Yeah, really. It has 'real teens just like you' talking about how they love doing shit like hiking and surfing instead of wasting their time dating and having sex and stuff, because white water rafting and hang gliding is way more fun than getting laid. When I started watching it I thought it was a post-tequila, jello shot delusion, but it was real. Your federally funded 'Abstinence Only' education tax dollars at work.

I wish I could find a clip of it on YouTube because it truly is unbelievable.

]]> Y.F. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058030 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058030 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:26:59 -0800 Comment by Jay It's just a joke, like my douchebat t-shirt that says "Homophobia is totally gay."

]]> Jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058047 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058047 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:50:15 -0800 Comment by Jay I meant douchebag, though douchebat is almost as good.

]]> Jay http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058048 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058048 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:52:07 -0800 Comment by Bob Well, you can't have enough parody websites! Although Slog remains my favorite.

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058056 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058056 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:11:28 -0800 Comment by RainMan @8: Actually I suspected Betty Bowers before I even clicked on the link. This is brilliant!

]]> RainMan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058058 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058058 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:15:08 -0800 Comment by Julie The Iron Hymen site taught me that tampons are nothing more than thirsty little albino penises. I think I need to buy more tampons.

]]> Julie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058067 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058067 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:31:05 -0800 Comment by ellarosa 11, you have inspired a new term or two here, unwittingly. i personally got inspired to think of "doucheboat" (like, you know, dreamboat) when i read your post. cheeers!

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058069 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058069 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:35:26 -0800 Comment by Anna I love the testimonials on that website though. They all sound like they're repressed homosexuals! This is my translation: Bert would rather fuck a guy than a girl. Greg wants to be a prison guard in a male prison and have sex/rape the inmates, or a priest so he can molest altar boys. Zach is already having sex with God, and everyone knows that God is a male, and Tim is going to hire male prostitutes once he gets his trust fund.

]]> Anna http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058070 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058070 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:37:16 -0800 Comment by Babito Two words: Poe's Law.

]]> Babito http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058108 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058108 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:57:34 -0800 Comment by männwich There are some pretty choice words for dongs in here:



- Smelly parts

- Shame buds

- Man-pipes

- Groinal giblets

- Sweaty bits

- Tasty bits



I'll have to remember these...

]]> männwich http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058123 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058123 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:54:48 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi I would've thought that "shame buds" were breasts, akin to Carrie's "dirty pillows."

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058134 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058134 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:46:04 -0800 Comment by Joy Do you think I could get one in time for Pride?

]]> Joy http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058136 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058136 Sex Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:52:21 -0800 Comment by saxfanatic "Douchebat" and "doucheboat" are BOTH wonderful additions to the language!

]]> saxfanatic http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058407 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/06/website_of_the_day_1#c1058407 Sex Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:17:18 -0800