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posted by June 23 at 16:37 PMon
Number 4 on the list of “10 Cool Things All the Cool Dudes are Doing Instead of Being Lame and Queer and Having Sex”—right after “Study for School,” “Join a Boy Scout Troop,” and “Play Football”—is this…
GET A PIT BULL!
There is nothing more wholesome than a boy and his dog. And at night, when the sin fairies are tickling your shame buds, you can distract yourself by training your bitch to grow up and kill: shaving her, kicking her when she makes on the carpet, and punching her snout so hard she learns never to whine during the rad 7th Heaven reruns which reinforce your awesome “abstinence-only” lifestyle choice.