Housekeeping Typo of the Day
posted by June 4 at 16:17 PM
onFor all you prospective interns who have responded to this ad I posted yesterday:
Wanted: Intern for The Stranger’s Theater Section—the old one has lost consciousness. Must be reliable (seriously, no flakes), available on Monday and/or Tuesday afternoons, and believe mindless data entry is a means to getting head.
Send inquiries to: brendan@thestranger.com or 323-7101.
That should read: “means to getting ahead.”
We regret the error.
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I think that'll probably cut down on job applicants.
Seriously that is one awesome typo, kudos.
my dream of slog-head has been crushed.
Giving head to, or receiving head from Brendan Kiley would be reward enough for any amount of mindless data entry. ^_^
Brendan, my favorite ever typo was:
"Seattle Youth Symphony Orchestras severs over 1,100 young musicians a year."
That should have been, obviously, "serves."
Yeah, right. Typo. Sure.
You do not regret the error.
Can we a sample of the reponses?
I want to see the pictures they sent.
Freudian slip,
Changing it makes it false advertising ...
You need to live up to your contractual offer.
Now where did I put the Attorney General's number ...
Hey Brendan,
In that case I'd like to withdraw my application. Tease.
What if we want to give you head, Brendan?
I'm with Fnarf, why say you regret it when you no doubt do not. I most definitely don't regret it, as it's fantastic.
You can probably consider Mr. Poe's application recinded.
@14 -- Eat it, hag.
As for Brendan, if his repressed homosexuality was a fetus, that typo basically proves it's crowning right now.
If Brendan's latent homosexuality was a fetus, that typo proves that it's crowning about now.
I've got a 12-pack and a backrub right now, Brendan...come on over, bro...
Ooops! hee hee...
Fuck - yeah, let me withdraw my application, too. I was really looking forward to blow jobs from Mr. Kiley. Damn.
you regret the error, I regret my application.
Straight or gay, a theatre queen is a theatre queen...
AHAHAHAA HAAH HAH!!
Seriously though, you so don't regret that one, it is too good to bother regreting.
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