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Friday, June 27, 2008

Today’s HUMP Classified Ad

posted by on June 27 at 14:45 PM

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Gay Bondage and JO Porn for HUMP!

We want to make a short film for HUMP that involves a bondage and JO scene. We’re looking for a hot guy with a nice dick who’s turned on by being tied down and edged. No oral, no anal, no nothin’ else. Filming will probably take two to three hours, and we’re willing to pay the right guy $200 (negotiable for the really right guy!), and we’ll give you a cut of the winnings if we win. Last year’s top winners were a lesbian bondage film and a gay humor film—this one will have gay bondage and humor, so we’re sure to win!

It’ll be safe and fun, and you don’t have to show your face in the film if you’re not comfortable with that. But you gotta have a hot bod!

You can respond to this ad here. More HUMP ads are here. And you can place your own HUMP classified here.

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1

Same Pic as yesterday.

Originality please.

Posted by HL | June 27, 2008 3:22 PM
2

Edged? Is that a reference to shrubbery? Haven't heard that before.

Posted by on the left | June 27, 2008 3:25 PM
3

@2: My understanding that it's "approaching orgasm and then pulling back for as long as possible." It seems like kind of a lame fetish... isn't that what everyone does all the time anyways?

Any clarification out there? I'm really curious.

Posted by Dawgson | June 27, 2008 3:57 PM
4

That guy has really nasty 'stache stubble.

Posted by w7ngman | June 27, 2008 4:47 PM
5

@3. you're right.

it's hot if you know how to do it and the guy's into it. if the guy gives you complete control, it's fun to make him moan, beg, wimper, and squirm as you control his orgasm. and when you do make him cum after 2-3 hours, he'll have the most incredible orgasm in his life and better be prepared for an extra towel to wipe the cum off of the walls. Basically, you're giving the prostate and the PC muscles, which you do Kegel exercises with, a prolonged work out.

Posted by apres_moi | June 27, 2008 8:54 PM
6

Dan,

Sorry, for posting here but for some reason I couldn't email you.

How does a father prepare his effeminate son to deal with a hostile world?

Posted by Father of Two | June 28, 2008 1:44 AM
7

Dan,

Sorry, for posting here but for some reason I couldn't email you.

How does a father prepare his effeminate son to deal with a hostile world?

Posted by Father of Two | June 28, 2008 1:45 AM
8

Dear Father of Two,

You don't prepare, you just love him when he needs your support.

Posted by Silly Sally | June 28, 2008 2:17 AM
9

Say "YES" to War on Iraq by Dan Savage Oct. 2002

"War may be bad for children and other living things, but there are times when peace is worse for children and other living things, and this is one of those times."

"The War on Iraq will make it clear to our friends and enemies in the Middle East (and elsewhere) that we mean business: Free your people, reform your societies, liberalize, and democratize... or we're going to come over there, remove you from power, free your people, and reform your societies for ourselves."

Washington Post June 27, 2008

"Bomb Kills Marines, Iraqi Tribal Leaders
At Least 40 Die in Two Separate Attacks"

Posted by danfansarewarmongersupporters | June 28, 2008 9:46 AM
10

Who the fuck is the guy on the left???

Posted by Shawn Fassett | June 29, 2008 3:29 PM
11

@10: I think I saw him at Pride painted purple...

Posted by Dawgson | June 30, 2008 10:44 AM

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