And people scoff at redheaded step-stereotypes.
They turn to the left and they scoff.
I never pictured Mr Poe having red hair.
More tiresome sleazy hump stuff. If this keeps up, I just might retire from commenting on Slog.
If commenting on tiresome sleazy Hump stuff will speed you on your way, I'm more than happy to oblige...
Godspeed, little raindrop! Godspeed!
When I was in a porn movie I was under the impression that
a. people generally don't find gay men licking straight women wearing chicken masks to be desirable
b. porn directors don't wear clown masks (as in another ad)
When I saw Hump's premise I was under the impression it was a porn movie making festival/contest and would be advertised as such rather than these horrible adverts you are using.
what are you trying to promote? stupid parody of porn? Porn that nobody wants to watch for the porn aspects? Comedy videos containing nudity and blowjobs?
Get it together.
And isn't that chick wearing a rooster head? What kind of kink are they trying to peddle, here?
My dick is huge.
I have to agree with you Bellevue. I went to HUMP last year and was disappointed by the lack of hot sex. It all seemed to need a funny or ironic twist that killed any real sexual vibe. I wondered where the hot fucking was.
I wanna see it Mr. Poe.
Just what I thought it would be. If you could humor me, how many of the entries would have been radically different without the inclusion of sex?
That's not what I've heard.
Poe, I really think you should just reenact scenes from your sex life and narrate them in a play by play fashion.
Holy fuck, fatman. Who is that boy holding that camera? Bears go growl!
Wait, that's a woman?
I agree with Bellevue Ave @6. While funny, many of last year's films were disappointingly tame. I hope it's not like that again this year, or else I may just have to whip it out in the theater and add my own commentary.
"chicken head" is african american slang for "a female who likes giving head, bobbing up and down like a chicken". so bravo, mask selector.
#16 - you win!
Thats a retarded way of showing it then.
"I know, lets get a guy on his knees groping her breasts and then have her wear a chicken mask. Surely, the connection of a woman that gives head all the time will thusly be made."
To which most of us went: "Whose stupid idea was it to put a chicken mask on her head and how is this sexual at all?"
Why isn't SHE on her knees? Possibly grabbing her high heels and pecking at his crotch? Or both of their crotches? or there could have been like 20 dudes all laying on the ground and shes all bent over, like a chicken and they all got hard dicks in their yellow shorts?
If you're gonna make a reference to yard bird and sex get your shit so it makes sense instead of being weird and creepy and having no connection to the slang it refers to other than there being a prop involved.
#18 - *ALL* porn is weird and creepy, in some way, to someone. This year, HUMP! is close to Halloween, therefore masks... Also, analyzing the campaign photo shoot is boring. MAKING a porn is exciting. $2000 cash isn't half bad either
And if there's something *you* want to see in HUMP, make a film and submit it!
been there, done that. id direct except I highly doubt theres 20 dudes and 3 girls thatd do a corporate world themed gangbang, blowbang, bukkake, movie for free. let alone I've never directed a movie before
kelly, i knew it was you that art directed the photoshoot. i just knew it.
I think you're slightly off with the chicken head/yard bird. I think this is a reference to the saying "Erotic is a feather, kinky is the whole chicken".
Clearly I have no taste, I thought the ads were pretty cool.
Oh, and to the small dicked dude who wants to be in a porn movie: go you! Little dicks FTW!
@21: You've just made me imagine a beautiful scene where everyone starts off alone on their phones on a conference call, spread throughout cubeland (with some overhead shots of everyone getting happy alone) and then joins together in a meeting room for the glorious ending...
It could be an ode to finding connections in the oppressive and dehumanizing environment of the modern corporate office.
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