Slog - Comments on Today's HUMP Classified Ad

Comment by jackie treehorn

jackie treehorn — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:14:29 -0800

And people scoff at redheaded step-stereotypes.

They turn to the left and they scoff.

Comment by Ginger Balls

Ginger Balls — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 14:48:23 -0800

I never pictured Mr Poe having red hair.

Comment by raindrop

raindrop — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:05:03 -0800

More tiresome sleazy hump stuff. If this keeps up, I just might retire from commenting on Slog.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:07:29 -0800

Kay.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:12:03 -0800

If commenting on tiresome sleazy Hump stuff will speed you on your way, I'm more than happy to oblige...

Godspeed, little raindrop! Godspeed!

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:14:24 -0800

When I was in a porn movie I was under the impression that

a. people generally don't find gay men licking straight women wearing chicken masks to be desirable
b. porn directors don't wear clown masks (as in another ad)

When I saw Hump's premise I was under the impression it was a porn movie making festival/contest and would be advertised as such rather than these horrible adverts you are using.

what are you trying to promote? stupid parody of porn? Porn that nobody wants to watch for the porn aspects? Comedy videos containing nudity and blowjobs?

Get it together.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:17:09 -0800

And isn't that chick wearing a rooster head? What kind of kink are they trying to peddle, here?

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:32:49 -0800

My dick is huge.

Comment by PussyDunkinHines

PussyDunkinHines — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:38:52 -0800

I have to agree with you Bellevue. I went to HUMP last year and was disappointed by the lack of hot sex. It all seemed to need a funny or ironic twist that killed any real sexual vibe. I wondered where the hot fucking was.

Comment by PussyDunkinHines

PussyDunkinHines — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:54:53 -0800

I wanna see it Mr. Poe.

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:05:36 -0800

Just what I thought it would be. If you could humor me, how many of the entries would have been radically different without the inclusion of sex?

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:06:02 -0800

That's not what I've heard.

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:07:12 -0800

Poe, I really think you should just reenact scenes from your sex life and narrate them in a play by play fashion.

Comment by Shawn Fassett

Shawn Fassett — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:08:41 -0800

Holy fuck, fatman. Who is that boy holding that camera? Bears go growl!

Comment by Greg

Greg — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:24:33 -0800

Wait, that's a woman?

I agree with Bellevue Ave @6. While funny, many of last year's films were disappointingly tame. I hope it's not like that again this year, or else I may just have to whip it out in the theater and add my own commentary.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:33:58 -0800

"chicken head" is african american slang for "a female who likes giving head, bobbing up and down like a chicken". so bravo, mask selector.

Comment by KELLY O

KELLY O — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:38:13 -0800

#16 - you win!

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:47:58 -0800

Thats a retarded way of showing it then.

"I know, lets get a guy on his knees groping her breasts and then have her wear a chicken mask. Surely, the connection of a woman that gives head all the time will thusly be made."

To which most of us went: "Whose stupid idea was it to put a chicken mask on her head and how is this sexual at all?"

Why isn't SHE on her knees? Possibly grabbing her high heels and pecking at his crotch? Or both of their crotches? or there could have been like 20 dudes all laying on the ground and shes all bent over, like a chicken and they all got hard dicks in their yellow shorts?

If you're gonna make a reference to yard bird and sex get your shit so it makes sense instead of being weird and creepy and having no connection to the slang it refers to other than there being a prop involved.

Comment by KELLY O

KELLY O — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:13:52 -0800

#18 - *ALL* porn is weird and creepy, in some way, to someone. This year, HUMP! is close to Halloween, therefore masks... Also, analyzing the campaign photo shoot is boring. MAKING a porn is exciting. $2000 cash isn't half bad either

Comment by Dan Savage

Dan Savage — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:21:58 -0800

And if there's something *you* want to see in HUMP, make a film and submit it!

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:24:15 -0800

been there, done that. id direct except I highly doubt theres 20 dudes and 3 girls thatd do a corporate world themed gangbang, blowbang, bukkake, movie for free. let alone I've never directed a movie before

Comment by kevin jones

kevin jones — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:32:30 -0800

kelly, i knew it was you that art directed the photoshoot. i just knew it.

Comment by yucca flower

yucca flower — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:39:17 -0800

I think you're slightly off with the chicken head/yard bird. I think this is a reference to the saying "Erotic is a feather, kinky is the whole chicken".

Comment by Willie Hewes

Willie Hewes — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:01:00 -0800

Clearly I have no taste, I thought the ads were pretty cool.

Oh, and to the small dicked dude who wants to be in a porn movie: go you! Little dicks FTW!

Comment by Dawgson

Dawgson — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:49:41 -0800

@21: You've just made me imagine a beautiful scene where everyone starts off alone on their phones on a conference call, spread throughout cubeland (with some overhead shots of everyone getting happy alone) and then joins together in a meeting room for the glorious ending...

It could be an ode to finding connections in the oppressive and dehumanizing environment of the modern corporate office.