Media The Preferred News Source for Ball-Busting Fetishists Everywhere
posted by on June 13 at 11:22 AM
Apparently you can leave newspaper boxes in the middle of sidewalks in Oklahoma City—and a swift kick to the nads is the best reason to read this particular newspaper.
And, I’m sorry, but the answer to “You ever wonder why they call this thing a ‘rack’?” is… because it’ll punch in the nuts? Wha? Huh?
Bull-busting? Wha? Huh?
The Seattle Weekly should borrow this brilliant advertising campaign.
re: the rack question; a painful blow to the testicles is often commonly referred to as "racking one's nuts."
Geez, is that the most interesting thing you could find out there this morning? Go back to sleep.
That filled me with a profound sadness.
@2: The Weekly is already a free punch to the nuts.
Welcome to OK. These are the jokes, people.
I read the OKC Gazette semi-regularly, but I'm never again going to be able to pick up a copy without associating it with testicular trauma. How is that good marketing?
Is Oklahoma City gunning for the title of Douchebag Capitol of the World?
yessssss...
Mr. Poe:
Don't act so surprised!
I'm not going to Slog Happy unless this song is on the jukebox.
Slog Happy! TONIGHT! I'm psyched!
Rack, huh? We always called it a rupture. Maybe it's a midwest thing.
I grew up in the middle of Kansas, and "rack" was the most common term guys used for a blow to the crotch. So maybe it's a Great Plains thing. Haven't heard the word used that way for years.
Gheezuz what crap.
Midwest fashions!
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