Comments on The Old Man Down the Road is Now in Federal Custody

When they arrest all the crazy people with guns, the only crazy people with guns will be the right-winger gestapo types in the police, Army, and feds.

Johnny "no thumbs" sends his regards.

this is all just down the road from cressona, too. The "real" ringleader.

Poor Judge Kozinski. It's nuts that this is even news.

If he'd just cultivated the state cops and county sheriffs instead of his neighbors, rather than arrest him the PA cops would bring confiscated fireworks to his house to set them off. They would invite him to their .45 Magnum bowling pin shooting contests (a bowling pin is about the size and shape of the "kill zone" in a perp's face, neck and chest). He could have illegally shipped explosives in from weirdos in other states, stuff like e.g. exploding gun targets, and the cops would have drunk his beer and blown them up with him instead of raiding his compound.

Morgie was too sincere?

I'm just glad that we live in the wacky sort of steampunk primitivist world where a tesla coil is a 'lightning-making contraption.'